The 25 Most Overrated Sports Hotties on the Web

I am a fan of a gorgeous woman.

So please, understand where I'm coming from here.

Every woman on the list you're about to peruse is hot. There's no doubting that. It's not like I'm throwing any of them out of bed.

I just think there's a bunch of women athletes that are getting WAY too much love.

What's my criteria? For some, it's that they're overexposed. Some don't do enough with their hotness and that bothers me -- take a sexy photo already, will ya?

Yes, there's something to be said for leaving something to the imagination, but not when you're browsing the Internet looking for hot athletes.

Then, I want photos.

Some are on here because their hotness is getting old. Their athletic ability is in no way matching their supposed smokedness, so it's just getting played out. They mine as well be WAGs.

25. Danica Patrick

It's a push-up bra, people.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's that she's won nothing. She's won WAY less than Anna Kournikova has and I think she gets a pass.

The Go Daddy big tease commercials REALLY annoyed me.

Other than that, this is just a gut thing. I'm just over her.

24. Lindsey Vonn

Maybe she just had a bad looks night on Leno.

Maybe I'm mad she was on Leno.

Maybe I'm just still burnt out by hearing her name every fifth word during the Olympics.

23. Jennie Finch

Yes, she's past her prime.

I just was never all drooly ever in her prime.

Marrying Casey Daigle didn't help her cause.

22. Paula Creamer

A golfer that we tried to imagine out of the polo shirt that showed us when she finally goes glam, she looks like a circus clown.

21. Gretchen Bleiler

There's just such a bombardment of all these "Hey, here I am, do me" shots right around the Olympics.

She just came off as skanky. And then I heard her speak with Hannah Teter and I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

20. Tanith Belbin

I'm way out on a limb here. I know.

These shots start to nullify my argument.

I just don't think she's done enough with her body. We need more photo shoots.

If you're going to flaunt that much with your ice dancing outfits, for the love of Pete, say yes to Maxim.

Or even "Dancing With the Stars".

The same old Tanith is just getting boring.

19. Jessica Gysin

Mike McD had her on his 15 to watch list.

There's definitely something there. I'm annoyed we haven't see more.

18. Ashley Harkleroad

She's the tennis version of Anna Rawson.

She's given us the photos without proving herself to be a legit athlete.

Still, nice photo.

17. Hannah Teter

Thanks for showing us your decent body, Hannah.

If we never had to hear you talk, you'd be nowhere near this list.

The beaver teeth are annoying, too.

16. Julia Mancuso

Search for Mancuso on the Web and there's so many annoying looking photos.

This photo almost makes up for the rest of it, but not quite.

15. Amanda Beard

Hey, I'm a boob guy.

But with Amanda, I'm just like, "Yeah, I get it. You bought some boobies. Put 'em away.

It's the same shot all the time.

Plus, I just find her annoying anytime she's on TV.

14. Maria Sharapova

I'm a sucker for a polka dot bikini, but there's just an air about here that puts me off.

She comes off like, "Yeah, I'm hot. But you're not a hockey player, so get lost."

She's become too unattainable to even be in my fantasies anymore.

13. Ana Ivanovic

With a name like that, I just expected hotter.

I wanted like James Bond girl hot and instead, I get a 501 jeans commercial.

12. Kristi Leskinen

I think you put too much out there too soon, Kristi.

Now, you just come off as someone who never backed up the hotness with any heat on the slopes.

Plus, you were on "The Superstars". Major points against.

11. Lokelani McMichael

Her Web fame is all do to one or two shots.

We need new photos.

10. Lauren Jackson

I'm sorry, not even a photo like this can get me off the fact that you're in the WNBA.

There's nothing sexy about the WNBA. I just can't get the image of Rosie O'Donnell out of my head.

This might be a me problem.

9. Heather Mitts

There's a photo that comes up on Google when you type in "Heather Mitts" that is way hotter than the actual Heather Mitts.

Sorry, the bar was set too high.

8. Gabrielle Reece

I never thought she was that hot.

Still, she keeps showing up on people's hot lists.

Let it go, folks. It's over. She's a cougarish MILF now.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

7. Michelle Wie

Michael Chang in a wig.

She's a work in progress.

Maybe this is just the awkward phase.

6. Lindsey Jacobellis

This is the one athlete on this list that I'm close to saying that I might kick her out of bed.

She looks like she had a cold when she shot this. It's like a crack addict got chosen for an Abercrombie and Fitch ad.

5. Sophie Sandolo

Too Amazon.

Wow, the legs though.

Her face just ruins it for me.

4. Ashley Force

I think I'm just mad.

Ashley seems so hot. Surely you could give us a hotter photo than this.

I mean, nobody's watching drag racing. But give us an FHM photo shoot and I'll start a Facebook campaign.

Maybe you'll even end up hosting "SNL".

She could be "America's Top Model" and instead she's more like "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition".

So wholesome, I wanna puke.

3. Anna Rawson

I'm well aware I'm a minority of one here.

I just wish she'd actually have won something first.

Kind of felt that way about Erica Blasberg before it made me a horrible person to feel that way about Erica Blasberg.

2. Jenny Adams

You do spread-the-legs shot and all of a sudden, you're on every top 25 list.

I just think Jenny needs to pay her dues a little bit more.

1. Biba Golic

You a smokin' hot blonde table tennis player.

Yet other than this shot, the closest thing to hot is a photo that's labeled as you, but is actually Stacy Kiebler.

The only thing I'm left to think by your lack of capitalizing on this is that you are holier-than-thou and look down on us gawkers.

And for that, I say shame on you, Biba Golic. Shame on you.