The scandal has broken today involving recently-crowned Miss USA Rima Farik and the pole dancing she did during a Stripper 101 contest in 2007 for a Detroit radio station.
I'm certainly no expert on taking crowns from pageant winners, but it seems to me that the lingerie photos sanctioned by the Miss USA folks are a little racier.
Either way, it's a win-win for the viewer.
With all this talk about poles, we figured we'd pit the newcomer against the reigning queen of photos with poles, Cal pole vaulter Allison Stokke.
Who's hotter? Tough call. Let's put 'em through the ringer.