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Lawrence Taylors Rape Defense = Dumb

Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor say the NFL legend’s defense to rape is masturbation.

RIGHTTTTT…

Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as the 16-year-old prostitute, but his lawyer will argue Lawrence did not have sexual intercourse — an element of third degree rape.

As one source put it, Lawrence engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that was it.

Hmm… we believe him!! The dude gets in a room with an underage prostitute and beats his meat…

Chug a beer and have SEX with everyone (unless they are underage prostitutes)


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