Lawrence Taylors Rape Defense = Dumb

Lion's Den U's TheCoachCorrespondent IMay 14, 2010

Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor say the NFL legend’s defense to rape is masturbation.

RIGHTTTTT…

Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as the 16-year-old prostitute, but his lawyer will argue Lawrence did not have sexual intercourse — an element of third degree rape.

As one source put it, Lawrence engaged in a “masturbatory act” and that was it.

Hmm… we believe him!! The dude gets in a room with an underage prostitute and beats his meat…

Chug a beer and have SEX with everyone (unless they are underage prostitutes)