No one cares that you married Edge. We can tell who wears the pants and the panties in that family, and it isn’t YOU! Edge is calling all the shots tonight, and you are just the little submissive wife. GOOD LUCK TO YOU! Please, spare me and the rest of the fans from having to watch you make a fool of yourself any further.
Either you get a backbone and run SmackDown! or resign from the job. You are a little puppet, and Edge is your puppet master. I, for one, am tired of this storyline and wish that you would move on.
And low and behold, Triple H answered my prayers and delivered a Twist of Fate of his own.
The WWE Champion made an appearance and gave the two of you the wedding gift of your lives. He showed off the underwear of Edge’s bride to the Charlotte crowd, and he showed us a video that proves that the Wrestling Gods are listening to us.
The video showed your new husband giving your wedding planner Alicia Fox some unneeded CPR in his hotel room the day before he said, "I do" to your stupid ass.
There was no better feeling than seeing you get what was coming to you at the end of the show. I, for one, am thankful that Triple H was able to get his hands on this beautiful piece of footage.
But the biggest thing that made me smile (and stop vomiting) was the “D'OH!” face that Edge gave when he knew he was busted. Can’t wait to see how you try to fix this flop this Sunday.
Which reminds me: Can you send me your address so I can give you the tape of Edge’s appearances on Animal Kingdom with Alicia and Lita?
Good luck trying to Dodge This!
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