Top 5 San Jose Sharks Getty Images

When writing an awesome Bleacher article, I lose myself in Getty Images World. For those of you non-contributors, you have to upload images to publish your articles.

I could upload the wonderful images from my popular San Jose Sharks fan blog tibkids.tumblr.com ...PLUG....BUT I don't understand the "Terms of Use."

Office Joe

Jumbo in the office looking fierce, while Franzen tries to ruin his workday. We all know how this one turned out. Jumbo made it to the cooler and found his friend Patty for the series winner.

Nice work, J. Paul's ancestors. In addition, this pic reminds me of the time Jumbo netted the second in the third of the third at the Joe.

Clowie's Curls

Typical Clowie, back to the defender doing what he does best, curling towards goal.

Great pic from an oil discovering family dynasty. Thanks Getty's! (Whoa, is Getty's plural "Getties"?)

Nabby Vader

Wow, Getty bringing drama. Could Nabby save the world?

I labeled the slide "Nabby Vader" after the Polish rock band Vader. Vader rules the world of Eastern Bloc Roc. For those non-Shark fans, Nabby is NOT Polish, he just digs their brand of metal.

NOTE: The slide title does not refer to Luke's father from those nerd movies.

Get your Vader history here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vader_(band)

Textbook Game from JoePa

JoePa demonstrates for young Sharks fans how to impress the females while playing hockey.

Attracting blondes (see drooling dame left of the TibKids) starts with textbook form on your wrister and ends in the Red Light district. Puns and entendres (if applicable) intended.

Cheech's Train - Come on ride it.

This photo takes me to a frozen pond in Moose Factory, Ontario, where a kid named Jonathan was born, raised, and became a San Jose Shark. We miss you, Cheech.

Go Sharks ! Go Tibs !

(I'd like to thank Getty Images, Bleacher Report, and my parents for Executive Producing this slide show.)