We're all familiar with Dywane Wade's uncanny ability to put up triple doubles with ease on the basketball court.
It's going to get him paid severely this summer. Unfortunately, he might be giving up a large chuck of that paycheck to his soon-to-be-ex-wife.
Wade's brazen flaunting of his relationship with silly-gorgeous actress Gabrielle Union has only added zeroes to his ex's payday.
Mrs. Wade filed a lawsuit in a Chicago court this week against Wade and Union, alleging that the "Bad Boys 2" star made a habit of shaking her moneymaker and other body parts in front of Wade's two young boys.
So now Union finds herself in the middle of what could be one of the costliest sports divorces ever thanks to her ... wait for it ... unholy Union with Wade. (Don't forget to tip your server.)
She's far from the only temptress in the middle of a triple double, just the latest.