College FB Championship Chase: Week 12 Stock Report

Frank Ahrens by Senior Writer Written on November 19, 2007
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On the downside again: Dag, that's a silly-looking mascot.

 

6. Arizona State: UP

Much like the kings of mope-rock—the Counting Crows—the Sun Devils are hangin' around this poll.

 

Delisted from the Big Board

 
7. Georgia

The Bulldogs' best-case destiny now: reaching the SEC Championship Game, where they perform in such a manner that coach Mark "Buford Pusser" Richt orders several end zone celebrations.

 

8. Virginia Tech

If the Hokies win the ACC, they're WVU's opponent in the Orange Bowl—assuming the Mountaineers don't get to the BCS title game.

A fitting bookend to the season for the Chokies—run over by the LSU Tigers to open the year, run past by the Mountaineers to finish it.

 

9. Oregon

It took them a little longer than it usually does, but the Ducks went lame this year, just like always.

I suppose that's progress for the program.

Thankfully, every Tuesday is still mani/pedi day in Oregon's $200 million locker room.

 

10. Oklahoma

Boomer Sooner/buncha chokers/got passed silly/by the Raiders.

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