This list was written a few months ago, but how about "Player gets arrested for possession of a controlled substance, cocaine: -1000 points." Too soon?
So here they are: YOUbeQB.com's New Ways to Score in Fantasy League for 2008-2009.
10. Fan streaking when your player has the ball: 25 pts
09. Your kicker has ball blow off the tee: 5 pts.
08. Player yanked down by the hair: 7 pts.
07. Someone on your team gets a United Way commercial: 12 pts.
06. Safety… on the gun in your player's pants: 2 pts.
Ways 5 through 1 here.