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New Ways to Score in Fantasy Football for 2008-2009

andrewCorrespondent IOctober 25, 2016

This list was written a few months ago, but how about "Player gets arrested for possession of a controlled substance, cocaine: -1000 points." Too soon?

So here they are:'s New Ways to Score in Fantasy League for 2008-2009.

10.  Fan streaking when your player has the ball: 25 pts

09.  Your kicker has ball blow off the tee: 5 pts.

08.  Player yanked down by the hair: 7 pts.

07. Someone on your team gets a United Way commercial: 12 pts.

06. Safety… on the gun in your player's pants: 2 pts.

Ways 5 through 1 here.



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