New Ways to Score in Fantasy Football for 2008-2009

This list was written a few months ago, but how about: "Player gets arrested for possession of a controlled substance, cocaine: -1000 points." Too soon??

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July 17, 2008

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This list was written a few months ago, but how about "Player gets arrested for possession of a controlled substance, cocaine: -1000 points." Too soon?

So here they are: YOUbeQB.com's New Ways to Score in Fantasy League for 2008-2009.

10.  Fan streaking when your player has the ball: 25 pts

09.  Your kicker has ball blow off the tee: 5 pts.

08.  Player yanked down by the hair: 7 pts.

07. Someone on your team gets a United Way commercial: 12 pts.

06. Safety… on the gun in your player's pants: 2 pts.

Ways 5 through 1 here.

Enjoy,

- YOUbeQB.com

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