The 20 Most Boobtastic Athletes Of All Time
We've seen time and time again that some of the most beautiful women in the world can be athletes. But when you have an athlete, you know what you're getting: toned bodies, long legs, etc. One thing you don't normally get are breasts.
Let's face it - men like boobs. It's implanted in our DNA. We can't help it. So while those women are hot, sometimes we want a little more. That's where these women come in.
So with a giant tip of the hat to Uncoached, as I did agree with many of their selections, here are The 20 Most Boobtastic Athletes Of All Time.
No. 20: Amanda Beard
Is there a magazine that Amanda Beard hasn't posed for? That probably has just a little bit to do with her body instead of her skill in the water.
And while she may not be the chestiest athlete ever, she's definitely busty for a swimmer. The rest of her ain't bad, either.
No. 19: Minea Blomqvist
This Finnish LPGA babe may not be the biggest name in the group, but she definitely belongs here.
I don't know what they're feeding the women in Finland, but we need to ship some of that over here.
No. 18: Clair Bidez
For a snowboarder, Clair Bidez seems perfectly at home in a bikini, which is fine by me.
Normally I'd never wish to be a snowboard (who would want to be stepped on all day), but I think right now I could make an exception.
No. 17: Gabrielle Reece
This right here is a classic busty beauty. The queen of beach volleyball didn't steal our hearts with her skill and personality. Much of it had to do with how well she filled out a sports bra.
No. 16: Maria Kirilenko
A rising star in the "hot tennis player" category, Kirilenko is making a name for herself that isn't Sharapova or Kournikova.
As much as I'm a fan of those other two, neither of them are as top heavy as Maria, which is how I like 'em.
No. 15: Jennie Finch
I was always a fan of Jennie Finch. I loved the fact that she could most likely strike me out, that she was so dominant in her sport, but also that the blond bombshell was just so hot.
When she got down to a bikini for Sports Illustrated, we all got to see what we suspected was under the jersey.
No. 14: Leryn Franco
As a javelin thrower, Franco has to make sure everything is locked up tight, but when she lets everything hang loose, like she did at this fashion show, we can see that she has got some considerable talent.
No. 13: Alicia Sacramone
This tiny wonder may be small in stature, but definitely not when it comes to what her momma gave her.
Defying the odds and the stereotype of the flat-chested gymnast, Sacramone also managed to use her looks to snag pretty-boy and underperforming quarterback Brady Quinn. So... congrats.
No. 12: Serena Williams
Come on, you can't have a list like this without Serena. Say what you want about her, Serena is one of the most curvelicious divas out on the court.
And out of all the busty athletes out there, she has easily been the most successful, so that counts for something.
No. 11: Kristi Leskinen
Even though we missed out on Kristi going to the Winter Olympics and most likely having a sweet spread in Sports Illustrated, we can enjoy her famous FHM photo shoot when she gave us a glimpse of what a hottie she really is.
That girl can really wear some lingerie, let me tell you.
No. 10: Sania Mirza
What is it with tennis players? It seems like that would be one of the hardest sports to play with a large chest, yet there are so many women from the sport who have one. Mirza is no different.
She has yet to really make it big on the women's tour, but she's made it big in other areas.
No. 9: Katarina Witt
When Katarina Witt posed naked for Playboy, it didn't become one of the most popular issues of all time because guys really liked watching her skate. They wanted to get a glimpse of those fantastic ta-tas.
Oh yeah, they're real, and they're spectacular.
No. 8: Anni Friesinger
Super Sexy Anni is definitely super sexy. This speed skater comes by her nickname honestly. She could also go by Super Busty Annie, because the girl has got it going on up there.
I hope she's as fast to bed as she is on skates.
No. 7: Gina Carano
The face of women's MMA isn't just a face, she's also got a great curvy body to go along with it.
Still managing to have a rockin' bod while still kicking the crap out of other women is pretty hot. Even in that gravity defying position you can still see that she's stacked.
No. 6: Mia St. John
Mia St. John didn't become a boxer til she was 29, but quickly won over fans, especially of the male persuasion. Her skills and her looks that kill gave her the nickname "The Knockout."
That is, until she appeared in Playboy and became known as "The Boxer Bunny." I don't care what you call her and long as she keeps wearing low cut tank-tops like that.
No. 5: Natalie Gulbis
What else is there to say? Stretches like this are a big reason that Natalie is the most popular player on the LPGA even though she really hasn't won anything to earn that title.
No. 4: Sarah Burke
They say all Canadians are nice. That's at least the case for Sarah Burke who is pretty much a saint for giving us this photoshoot.
I'd crawl through snow anytime just to get to this freestyle skier when she's rocking this outfit.
No. 3: LaTasha Marzolla
Okay, now we're getting to the "this is just ridiculous" stage.
LaTasha Marzola is an MMA fighter who also appeared in Playboy. I'll give you two guesses why they chose her.
No. 2: Simona Halep
Let's have a moment of silence for Simona Halep's breasts.
They were so big that she was having back problems and they were hurting her in competition, so she got them reduced.
But we still have the memories and the photos to prove that those were indeed legendary.
No. 1: Anna Semenovich
Thank goodness that Anna Semenovich was an ice dancer at one point in time. She has since moved on to modeling and a bevy of other things that hot girls do, but her time on the ice allows us to place her nicely at No. 1 here.
Seriously, wow. Not only has she got a giant set of chesticles, but she's legitimately smoking hot to boot. Russia sure knows how to grow 'em.
And by "em" I mean... well... you know.