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There are always people/things/places you hate about sports. I love to quote Louis CK, so here we go again. "I started to hate people. I enjoy it–it’s recreation...

What Do You Hate in Sports? The Bill Belichick List

by bob mantz [HUMOR]

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July 17, 2008


 There are always people/things/places you hate about sports.  I love to quote Louis CK, so here we go again. "I started to hate people. I enjoy it–it’s recreation."  "Oh, look at this piece of sh*&, I hate him - hate him!"

The only rules here are that the person or team or whatever must be sports related–in any way you like.  How you relate it is up to you.  Add your hates in the comment section.  I’ll edit my article as I think of more.  The less you explain your hatred the better.  Go For It:

 

 

·        Jeremy Shockey

·        Barry Bonds

·        Roger Clemens

·        Rudy (ND)

·        The ND mascot

·        Mike Francesa

·        Chris Berman

·        Michael Vick

·        Warren Sapp

·        Manny Being Manny

·        110 percent

·        A-rod

·        Jose Canseco

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    Bobby Abreu

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    Giant Fans
    David Tyree
    Ellis Hobbs performance in the SB
    The officiating in the SB
    New York Yankees
    Jason Giambi
    Roger Clemons
    Joey Porter
    San Deigo Chargers
    Landanian Tomlinson
    New York Jets
    Eric Mangini
    Arlen Spector
    Philadelphia
    Ken Walter
    Denver Broncos
    Indianapolis Colts
    Yankee Stadium
    Babe Ruth
    Barry Bonds
    Grady Little
    Aaron Boone

    110%
    and naming your sports champs "World Champs" when you might have played Canada.

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    Sidney Crosby

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    pre-season college football rankings and Steve Smith(Carolina Panthers)...he's a phony.

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    haha why don't you like the Elias Sports Bureau? they're amazing.

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      Ah, I promised not to comment. But, in this one case. OK - they're too amazing - if that makes any sense to you.

      last explanation ever

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    Barry Bonds, Mets fans, the Mets, the Red Sox, UNC Tarheels, holdouts, espn's repetitiveness (as you said), NASCAR, the NBA playoffs, the MLS, Latrell Sprewell, Patriots, NY Rangers, Sean Avery, injuries, NO Saints, people who diss hockey and baseball. That's all I can think of for now.

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    What a thorough list!

    Teddy Dupay
    Ed Hightower
    The University of Michigan
    Boston Red Sox
    New York Yankees
    Anti-Big 10 bias
    John Calipari
    The University of Michigan
    John L. Smith
    Notre Dame
    Pittsburgh Pens/Steelers/Pirates/Panthers
    Manchester United

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    payton manning
    Eli manning
    new york Giants
    new york Knicks
    new york Jets
    Eric Mangini
    Indinapolis Colts
    Eagle fans
    people who hate the patriots
    joe flocco
    los angles lakers
    micheal strayhan
    asnte samuel for going to the eagles
    bob sanders
    dallas cowboys
    bufflo bills
    jason taylor
    Plaxico Burris
    pittsburg steelers
    big ben
    kobe brant
    lamar odam
    pau gasol
    phil jackson
    Detriot pistions
    Cleveland Cavaliers
    LeBron James
    Stephen Gostkowski
    Matt Cassel
    Reche Caldwell
    Tom Brady performance in the sper bowl
    Eagles
    Baltimore ravens

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    Sports that aren't sports (poker, dominoes, etc.) that keep me from watching more stump the schwab episodes
    Brett Favre
    Bears quarterbacks
    All-things in the state of Texas
    All-things New York
    All-things "Southern Californian"
    "It is what it is"
    "Sneaky power" or "Sneaky speed"

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    Barry Bonds, A-Rod and Madonna, ESPN repeating EVERYTHING, Manny Being Manny, Brett Favre, Stephen A. Smith, February Super Bowls, Skip Bayless, Rocky V, Curt Schilling, They Came to Play, David Beckham's overrated @ss!

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    Jeeze, really some of you guys are great haters! I was scribbling last nite, this a.m., and I hate everybody.

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    Ian and the Chad because they know all the rules.

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    You hate women announcers!
    Even my Erin Andres! That's un-American!

    Oh, and since when was Jemele Hill an announcer? She's a writer. She doesn't announce anything.

    Also, add Jay Mariotti to this list.

    Oh and by the way, The San Diego Chicken would kick the Phillie Phanatic's ass.

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      Since you decided to correct someone else, I'll get you too.

      Erin Andrews is a sideline reporter. You probably didn't see the Celebrity Softball Game, but one of the players flat out asked her "you don't listen to the responses do you?" and she said.. "no". So not only is she a sideline reporter, she's a dumb blond who just slept her way up the ranks starting at the university of Florida. Ask the basketball team there.

      Come to think of it, add Erin Andrews to my list.

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      Who says not listening to the responses is a bad thing.
      I don't even listen to her questions.

      I just watch.

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    New England sports teams
    Cowboys Fans
    Giants Fans
    The state of Boxing
    Ryan Howard Haters in Philadelphia that pay to see him
    Fair weather fans in Philadelphia
    Sports fans that overanalyze to the point of stupidity
    Sports Talk Radio

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    The University of Michigan
    Michigan Stadium
    "Hail to the Victors"
    Pittsburgh Steelers
    Cleveland Browns
    Cleveland Indians
    Obnoxious USC fans from Orange County
    Obnoxious Lakers fans from Orange County
    Los Angeles-area Raider fans
    Raiderfan
    Bill Bellicheck
    Randy Moss
    St. Louis Cardinals
    Oakland Athletics
    New York Yankees
    New York Rangers
    Detroit Red Wings
    Mark May
    Kirk Herbstreit
    Lee Corso
    Dallas Cowboys
    Oakland Raiders
    San Antonio Spurs
    Manu Ginobli
    Tony Parker
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Kobe Bryant

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      The BUCKEYES ofcourse ... and everything that goes along with it

      take that !

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      Yeah, we need to stop embarassing ourselves and the Big Ten in the BCS Championship game...

      I haven't lived in Ohio for over a decade so I can't vouch for the obnoxiousness of Ohio State fans, but after living in Southern California for five years, Orange County 'SC bandwagon fans are by far the most insufferable bunch of goobers I've ever encountered.

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    Lots of good ones already here... hmm... I would have to revisit the list again to remember all, but I will say these: Michigan, Ohio State, Bandwagon Fans, Dallas Cowboys, Steven A. Smith, People who say it's "your team" when you write about them - even though you're just writing about them and they are not "your team", Idiot athletes who ruin their careers by getting into trouble with the law, Manny being Manny (you said it already, but it drives me nuts), opposing teams filling the home team's stands, and quite honestly, I could go on and on. If I think of more, I'll add more.

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      "Idiot athletes who ruin their careers by getting into trouble with the law"

      Sounds like half the roster of the Cincinnati Bengals ;)

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    I would gut these like a fat catfish;

    Sister Sledge
    Roger Clemens
    Duke
    Matt Snell
    UNC
    Barry Bonds
    Brett Favre
    Dale Earnhardt
    Jeffrey Maier
    Bob Irsay
    Ron Swoboda
    Willie Stargell
    Miguel Tejada
    N.Y. Yankees
    Darrell Waltrip
    Virginia Tech
    Pittsburgh Pirates
    Rusty Wallace
    bandwagon Red Sox fans
    Any team outside the ACC
    Begals Chain Gang
    T.O.
    Whiny black quarterbacks
    Whiny white quarterbacks
    The National League
    Syracuse LAX
    My father's 3rd wife (Yankee fan)
    Nike
    Tour de France
    Tennis
    Al Davis
    Manny being anybody
    Sports Illustrated
    The "Hold"
    aluminum bats
    The sound on TV
    The 10" mound
    Grey horses
    Mike Tyson

    Uh, I gotta quit and get a bite to eat but I WILL be back

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    Baseball Tonight's tribute to "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
    "Fill thy horn with oil..and go."
    "The running and catching and the hitting and the pitching and the whole thing."
    Steve Phillips' incessant promotion of the Mets and the Tigers
    John Kruk
    The firing of Harold Reynolds
    OPS
    Running backs that run "north to south"
    Joe Morgan
    "This Time It Counts."
    A-Rod's celebrity gossip
    Hank Steinbrenner
    "Manny Being Manny"
    Card-carrying members of Red Sox Nation
    FOX's radar gun "flaming" when a fastball is pitched
    NL pitchers that are considered "sluggers"
    Jason Varitek being voted into the All-Star game
    The Legends and Celebrity Softball game
    Ken Harvey
    Derek Jeter linked to being overrated
    Steven A. Smith adding "There's no question" before everything
    Golf
    Tennis
    Roger Clemens
    Rusty Harden
    The NFL's insane rookie salaries
    The "X" Games
    Jose Canseco
    BALCO
    Matthew Barry's "Fantasy Minute"
    Titletown USA
    The Scripps National Spelling Bee
    David Ortiz's Dick's Sporting Goods commercial

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    This is a great idea. Most of the ones i can think of off the top of my head are already listed, but I'll make sure to add to this at some point. Just looked....Oh yes! Favre is on there!

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    Noticing the post above me, I was reminded of something I hate on fox: That stupid football-robot guy. Its stupid and it needs to stop, as well as the digital images that depict a tv screen in some rediculous spot. "Oh my god, they put a tv in the middle of the stands!" Yeah. Right.

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    "Cute" mascots
    Anyone who has to release a statement apologizing for a "mistake in interpretation" of a rule
    Hot girls who will hug you because the team is winning, but not because they dig you
    The Redsox and the Yankees
    The people who are fans of either

    and last but not least...Deon Sander's toe

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    "we're taking it one game at a time"

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    See, I think you have to take Giambi off of the list. As a Sox fan, I've got nothing but hatred, but his awseome 'stache has completely and utterly won me over.

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    Okay. here's what I got initially:

    Kobe Bryant
    Texas Longhorns
    USC Trojans
    Cheat Carrol
    ESPN (Sportscenter, Who's Now, Titletown, Meryll Hodge)
    Boston (every team)
    The Hoodie and the man who wears it (put on some f'ing clothes!)
    LSU & Les Miles
    Tennessee football & Phil Fulmer
    Steve Spurrier
    Nick Saban
    Mike Vick
    Arthur Blank
    Billy Packer
    Brent "every game I cover is the most epic game ever" Musberger
    NY Giants
    Eli Manning
    Washington Redskins
    Philadelphia Eagles (yes, I'm a Cowboys fan)
    Brady Quinn
    Mitch Mustain & his mom
    Curt Schilling
    Barry Bonds
    Alex Rodriguez
    John Rocker

    that's all i got right now. As Chappelle said in the Clayton Bigsby skit, "If you have hate in your heart, let it out!"

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    My hates:

    TV commercials cutting in during Raider replays.
    Meryl Hodge
    Nancy Gay
    Georgia Bulldogs
    Charles Woodson
    Marty Schottenheimer
    Gas Prices
    "Free" shipping offers except if you live in Hawaii
    Barry Bonds
    Roger Clemens
    Kobe Bryant (wouldn't sign my basketball!)
    Congress
    IRS
    Criminal defense attorneys
    Car salesmen (slimey!)

    Just a few but thanks, I feel better already!!!!!!

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    When a player is interviewed after a particularly tough game and says "We weathered the storm"
    All things Stanfurd (the school, the teams, the lame mascot, everything)
    USC (ditto)
    USC's fight song (the alternate version sung by drunk Cal fans is excepted)
    Barry Bonds
    NBA thugs
    NFL thugs
    The Raider Nation
    Tyler Walker, John Daly and all fat professional "athletes"
    Golf
    Golf on TV
    Highlights of golf on TV
    The Craig Rivet trade in order to be under "the cap"
    Bowling, Curling, Poker on ESPN

    I feel like I'm leaving out important things, but this is all I've got for now...

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    I'm a Patriot fan. I hate all. With good reason. (Ask me and I'll write 10 pages with links and stuff proving you are a major, um, stinky butt.:))

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    every team from texas, patriots, fair weather fans, the crappy bowl games between the bcs games and national championship, tony romo, all cowboy fans, the lackers, thats about all i hate and the minnesota gophers i them

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    I love your list and article! I did my own list here: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/38741-what-do-i-hate-in-sports

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    I figured that I'd make an all-time list to mix things up. Here are my top 20, in no particular order:

    Jeff Bagwell
    Bill Romanowski
    Karl Malone
    Theory Fleury

    San Francisco Giants
    Dallas Cowboys
    Utah Jazz
    Dallas Stars

    David Stern
    Bud Selig
    Roger Goodell
    Gary Bettman

    Sportscenter post Patrick/Mayne
    Human interest specials during the Olympics
    The NBA dress code
    MLB players watching their home runs leave the park
    Arrogant, overly-moralistic HOF voters
    Congress getting involved in the steroids scandal
    The reserve clause
    MLB's ban on black players, 1890-1946

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    You can you possibly hate Bill Walton???

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    Pink jersey wearing Red Sox fans.
    Yankee fans.
    New York Post.
    SF Chronicle sports section.
    Skip Bayless (2X)
    Adam Morrison.
    Brian Campbell.
    Joe Smith.
    Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.

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    This could be fun...

    How about....

    Women who play in PGA tour events even though they suck.

    Dale Jr.

    Anyone who works at the Boston Herald.

    Jason Giambi

    Milt Palacio

    Paul Gaston

    Post-Celtics Larry Bird

    People who still like Brett Favre

    Brett Favre

    Doug Flutie

    BC fans who think Doug Flutie could have been Tom Brady if the Patriots just gave him a chance.

    The people who own the parking areas around Fenway Park

    Basketball players under 6 feet or over 7-foot-2

    People who think Eli Manning is an elite quarterback just because he won a Super Bowl.
    the person who green-lighted SlapShot 2.

    Bob Barker

    Richard Seymour's lost step

    That guy who added a verse to God Bless America and ruins the seventh inning of every Yankee home game.

    I'm sure there's more....

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    everybody that calls the 90s bills teams bad, yeah, they lost four super bowls, but stfu cheatriots, even you guys couldn't do it

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    The Summer
    Sports Salaries
    The "Experts"
    Matt Ryan's Salary
    Brett Farve Drama
    A-Rod Attention
    NFL Countdown in the off-season
    Summer Leagues not being televised
    BCS
    Pre-Season Rankings
    Pre-Season
    NBA's Age Limit
    Roger Goodell
    Skip Bayless Haters
    Skip Bayless' Hating
    Tony Kornheiser's Absence
    ***Former Athletes Becoming Analysts***

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    And Duke. Can't forget Duke.

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    Cleveland Browns
    WVU
    "Take Me out to the Ballgame" competition
    The Ultimate Highlight
    Sean Avery
    Brett Favre
    John Madden
    Daniel Briere
    New England Patriots
    Bill Belichick
    Jim Rome (sometimes)
    Marian Hossa
    WNBA
    Bengals fans
    Tony Romo
    Daniel Alfredsson

    and finally:
    NASCAR!!! god that felt great!

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    Michigan Football
    Michigan Fans, trust me, one doesn't really have anything to do with the other
    Bob Griese
    Brian Griese
    West Coast offenses in the NFL
    3 yard passes to the running back every other play
    the read option in college football
    Completely inept qb play
    Tarvaris Jackson
    Kordell Stewart
    Colorado Buffaloes
    62-36
    Last Year's Cornhuskers
    Bill Callahan
    Chicago Cubs
    Only baseball on tv for two months in the summer
    The start of the NBA season
    Talking about whether or not Kobe is better than Jordan for the first two months of the season
    Mike Golic talking about anything other than football
    Jim Rome talking about anything
    Stephen A. Smith being on tv, even when he doesn't say anything
    The Knicks playing so poorly
    Guards posting up
    The stay in school talented freshman basketball player crowd
    the basketball announcers who counsel guys to stay in school
    college football announcers on ABC
    the poor graphics on ABC college football telecasts
    that the microphones are so far away from the field on ESPN telecasts

    and of course, nascar

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    -Sports in July
    -Duke Blue Devils
    -All the former Blue Devil players that try to be analysts cuz they couldn't hack the NBA
    -Kimbo Slice
    -Josh Koscheck
    -Nascar
    -Terell Owens
    -Chad Johnson
    -Tom Brady
    -Bellicheck
    -Kids that are hyped in high school and given "rankings" before playing one college game
    -the BCS system
    -athletes using steroids or "banned substances"
    -Chris Berman's corny phrases
    -Lou Holtz' little motivational speeches
    -Nick Saban
    -Alabama Crimson Tide
    -Auburn Tigers
    -Charlie Weis
    -Notre Dame
    -Tampa Bay Buccaneers(but I admire Gruden)
    -athletes who complain they don't make enough money
    -the WNBA
    -Dick Vitale
    -the guy in the fantasy football league that hits the waiver wire every tuesday at 5 AM.
    -the guy on fantasy draft night that thinks it's funny to select a player that retired and then say "I'm just kidding, I'll take ______" and he does it for every draft pick
    -the guy in the bar that thinks he is an Ultimate Fighter because he put on a TapOut shirt before leaving the house.

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      -the guy in the bar that thinks he is an Ultimate Fighter because he put on a TapOut shirt before leaving the house.

      Ha. We used to say, ah another tough guy - must have been watching UF today.

      Back in the 80s it was 'Just saw Rocky'. (NSFW) http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8agSMUvXbI

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    "Hate! Hate! Hate!" - Chappelle's Show.

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    Nice Bob. You found it!

    Here's some list add-ons

    Duke (thank you who ever reminded me of that one)
    Rutgers
    Boise State
    Luke Walton (I can stand Bill)
    Eva Longoria & Tony Parker along with the rest of the Spurs (except Duncan & Finley)
    Phil Mickleson
    Monty

    I know there's more. I'll list it when I think of it.

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    Scott Boras...wow i was almost sure SOMEONE would have got him lol
    Bill Bavasi
    Ichiro
    the Angels, im not gonna please you by writing your your freakin name out
    red sox fans
    yankees fans
    Phillies fans
    johnathan papelbon
    whoever took what papelbon said out of context first
    any teams "curse." that includes the red sox
    babe ruth as a pitcher

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    Belichick Promises To Acquire Signs Via Intimidation In Future

    http://thebrushback.com/Archives/signs_full.htm

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    "Mos' definately"

    Champion team visits to the White House.

    Athletes at all-star games and Super Bowl media day filming and interviewing each other.

    Super Bowl Media Day

    Reporters who try to ask the most bizarre question at SB media day.

    John Madden telestrating offensive linemen bellies.

    Telestrating.

    Jerrah Jones face lift.

    Mike Greenberg's game show.

    The mother who let her kid wear his Favre jersey for like 10 years in a row.

    Super Bowl menu ideas on the Today Show and 10,000 other shows.

    Celebrity fantasy football contests.

    Sports stage mothers.

    Allowing football players who are sinking on draft day to sneak into the back room.

    Presidents who are former owners of MLB teams.

    MLB franchises who have tried to come up with their own version of the Brewers' sausage races.

    The ban on the spitball.

    Roy Hobbs getting old and losing his looks.

    Crash Davis getting old and losing his hair and looks.

    Alternating years for the winter and summer Olympic games.

    OBP.

    Tiger Woods' pretending to like Buicks.

    I'm just getting started.....

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      "Super Bowl menu ideas on the Today Show and 10,000 other shows."

      and why is it that in any out of the interview seat segment on the Today show - they are ALWAYS running late? You never get that last recipe or see that last gadget. WHY?! I know, I sound like Andy Rooney.

      Hobbs been losing his looks, imho, for 20 years.

      Tiger doesn't drive a regal?

      Bring the Grand National back - he'd get into that like Reggie Jackson did. But then he might assassinate the queen.

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      I stole this from your dog article.

      Another add (2nd verse, different than the first):

      A man, afraid to fly on airplanes, allowed to judge whether a football player is tough. And actually there are at least 2 of them - both have been mentioned by name already on the list...

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    Spike Lee courtside at Knicks games
    Spike Lee
    Jack Nicholson courtside at Lakers games
    ESPN sportscenter "Top Ten Nominees"
    The diving outfield catches that always make the top ten
    NFL first round draft pick contracts
    Chris Berman
    the Yankees
    The nickname Dice-K
    The fact that even if you have been playing baseball in Japan for 37 years and come to the MLB, you can still be eligible for rookie of the year
    Arena Football
    This infatuation with the SEC having sooooo much speed
    Fantasy NASCAR
    Barry Bonds
    Terrell Owens
    "As cool as the other side of the pillow"
    Football teams that play in domes
    The fact that my local FOX station airs the Detroit Lions
    Latrell Sprewell complaining he couldn't feed his family with his NBA contract
    Turf Toe

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    Who hates Chase Utley?? Come on.. u kidding me?

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    Wow, old article. How did I get here?

    Anyway I hate everybody, especially anyone reading this. Face it, you suck, whomever you are.

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    The Cheatriots.
    Bill Bellecheat.
    The guy who did the filming.
    ANYTHING Boston, except the band and espec women from Boston.
    The Cowboys (this includes J. Jones)
    Cowboy fans.
    The Bush Family and their Cronies
    John Mc Cain
    Uni
    That extra ten pounds
    Fat chics that think they are the bomb....physically
    Wal-Mart
    Losing seasons.
    Tiki Barber
    Jessica Simpson
    The two minute warning
    Going for TWO when you should just fucking kick the extra point
    Skip Bayless (fucking retard)
    Michael Vick
    Anal Refs
    Someone saying:"That's gonna move the chains"
    Devin Hester
    Phillip Rivers
    Teddy Bruschi (oops I already said ANYTHING Boston)
    Budweiser
    Lite beer
    Budweiser commercials (knowing how shitty the beer is)
    The Clydsdales
    St. Louis, MO.
    East Coast humidity
    Red Jerseys
    O S Buckeyes
    3rd and 25
    Al Harris
    Donald Driver
    Fat, drunk chics that talk too much and don't understand football
    The Raiders
    When a bartender says: "Sorry....we're out of Crown Royal"
    bandwagon fans
    Rain
    7.00 Hot Dogs
    8.00 Beers
    Kornheiser
    Anything Philly (except the cheesesteaks)
    Philly women
    Philladelphia Eagles
    Tiffany's
    doorless shit stalls
    people who start conversations for no apparent reason
    Don King
    Mayweather
    Mike Tyson
    Tito Ortiz
    Joe Rogan's voice
    loud black women
    Detroit
    Kid Rock
    La Ron Landry
    Ocho Cinco
    Whitney Houston
    Seattle's Football Stadium (whatever it's called)
    Utah's B-ball stadium (worst in the NBA)
    People that give God all the credit
    People that forget the words to the 'Star Spangled Banner'

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