He's been living the dream ever since meeting Jenna Jameson on MySpace in 2006.
But now, it appears Tito Ortiz's marriage to the porn star and entrepreneur has hit the rocks.
Ortiz was arrested Monday on charges of domestic violence against Jameson.
At first, Jameson stood by her man. But after Ortiz held a 9:30 p.m. news conference accusing Jameson of being addicted to OxyContin and falling in a drugged-up stupor, Jameson said Ortiz is a wife-beater and vowed to never be with the MMA star again.
Was this Ortiz just trying to save his UFC career? Or is he telling the truth?
Either way it appears Ortiz has screwed up the relationship that every guy dreams of having.
The ladies think Ortiz is easy on the eyes, but we still think he outpunted the coverage in epic fashion when he landed Jenna.
Whether he's a wife beater or just turning his back on Jenna, either way, Tito Ortiz is the biggest idiot in America today. Here's our visual case against Ortiz.