Super Sexy Surfer Babes

I have no idea why surfing has always fascinated me.

It's possible it's from living in a land-locked state and never having the opportunity to give it a whirl.

The closest I've come to surfing has been rubber raft rowing in the Mud River as a youth, boogie boarding in the Atlantic, and tubing on the Potomac.

Or maybe it was Jeff Spicoli saying, "All I need are some tasty waves, cool buds, and I'm fine."

No, stop lying to yourself...it's all about the babes!

Rebecca Woods

Creating a surfer girl slideshow for guys is a lot like making a mix tape for girls. You can't blow it early.

But then, you don't want to blow your best. Even pacing is essential.

One thing is for sure: There is no way you can lose with the luscious Rebecca Woods.

Coco Ho

Using baseball as a reference this time, the manager wants a guy who can just get the bat on the ball to move the leadoff hitter over a couple of bases.

Usually they are scrappy little guys.

The adorable Coco Ho is neither a guy, nor is she scrappy. She's just petite, and that is the closest I could come up with for an excuse to put her near the top of the scorecard.

Melina Manuel

No. 3 is one of the most important songs on the tape. If the listener isn't interested in the first two and then gets to the third and it is equally lame, the tape will be a turnoff.

Both figuratively and literally.

Just like a catchy mid-'90s Brit Pop song, cutie pie Melina Manuel is perfection.

Bruna Schmitz

Now in the arts of baseball and mix tapes (especially baseball), one would think this would be the big bopper.

Not the case.

The No. 4 song simply needs to keep the listener hooked.

Don't know about you, but I wouldn't turn off the tape with a four spot of the jazzy Bruna Schmitz.

Who Knows: But She's Super Hot

The fifth song all depends on what you've got left.

This little super sexy surfer girl fits the bill for the tunes I've got left.

Sally Fitzgibbons

Assuming the mix taper had a rockin' song at five, No. 6 can be a slow dance like Sally Fitzgibbons.

Alana Blanchard

If you went with a slow dance at six, definitely want to kick it up big time on seven. If the listener is going keep going, this is possibly the most important song before the final three.

You can never go wrong with Big Star's "September Gurls."

There is no doubt Alana Blanchard is one Big Beautiful Star...and she's a girl or gurl.

Lorraine Nicholson

Say you're lucky enough to have the girl still listening at eight.

Perfect time to toss in the classic mid-'80s Journey song "Don't Stop Believin'."

Surely you wouldn't want to stop believin' lascivious ladies like Lorraine Nicholson exist in this world.

Lee Ann Curren

If this were a mix tape, the nine spot is where you would want your killer—the song you think she'd dig the most.

Alas, since this is a slideshow, I need to save the best for last.

Sorry, Lee Ann Curren, it really was a toss-up.

Speaking of tossing...

Sonia Correa

Is there any doubt?