Distant Cousin To Nostradamus Makes 2010 Packers Predictions

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Distant Cousin To Nostradamus Makes 2010 Packers Predictions
Nostradamus predicted historic events. His predictions for the Packers this year would be correct but they'd go something like this:

1) We will win a game we shouldn't
2) We will lose a game we shouldn't
3) We will win a game we didn't play well enough to deserve the win
4) We will lose a game where we outplayed the other team
5) We will win a thriller
6) We will lose a stinger - heart breaker

Nostradamus had it easy - just be vague and duplicitous. That wasn't any old bowl of water he was looking into - it was BONG WATER!

But today - I offer yee

2010 Packer Predictions by:  NOSTRILDUMBASS - Distant cousin of Nostradamus.

The game we shouldn't win but pull off will come against: Minnesota or NE

The game we'll lose but shouldn't will come against: Washington or Miami

The game we'll win but didn't play well enough to deserve will come against against: Chicago or NYJ

The game we'll lose where we outplayed the other team will come against:  Minnesota in GB, Dallas or SF

The Thriller win will come against: Min in the dome, NE or NYG

The Stinger loss will come against: NYG, Minn in GB or Dallas

Nostrildumbass 2010 - Prediction

11-5 overall
5-1 Division
8-4 NFC

Unfortunately the great Nosrtildumbass has Green Bay going 8-4 in the NFC but securing a bye week as the second seed

NFC Losses to - Washington, Atlanta, Minn in GB and NYG

Key wins - Minn at Minn in week 11 and Dal at GB in week 9

AFC loss - NE

Losing 3 of 4 to end the season

Making the NFC Championship to be held at either Lambeau against MINN or in Dallas against Jerry's Kids

A Superbowl appearance depends on

1) An impact draft choice - OLB, DB or RB
2) An impact signing (not necessarily for blockbuster money - maybe in the form of a speedy, veteran RB or LB
3) Lack of injuries

So let it be written - So let it be done. 

Um, Wait a minute.  That came from some Yul Brynner dude in the Ten Commandments.

Nevermind - The Great Nostrildumbass has spoken

 

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