Mother Nature is pissed!!
Long term readers will remember (unless you have somehow trained your goldfish to surf the internet) that the Power Rankings refuse to recognise the role played in our sport by mother nature, even when she moves entire races by days.
This week, however, she made a pretty good case for inclusion, clearly annoyed at being passed over too many times, sending us in Europe a giant ash cloud from the Eyjafjallajokull Volcano in Iceland.
Sadly for Mother Nature she couldn't get me - I'm not important or rich enough to be in Shanghai (or anywhere else you need to fly to) - but she did here best to wreak havoc on Motorsport.
She left the F1 circus in China, facing the luminaries with an incredible journey home. She's already managed to cancel the Moto GP in Japan which was meant to be this weekend and has plunged a number of other series into a state of disorganistion.
But, have I caved in and awarded her top spot in the Rankings?