2010 NFL Mock Draft: Is Kim Kardashian a Top-10 NFL WAG Pick?
You've read so many NFL mock drafts that your hair has morphed into a Mel Kiper poof.
Take a break, pal. Yes, we have a mock draft, but we think it's the kind you're going to like.
Country singer Jessie James is the latest to join the ranks of the NFL wives and girlfriends. Before the player draft Thursday, we gave NFL GMs 20 of the hottest WAGs and tested their true talent evaluation skills.
St. Louis Rams: Carmella Decesare
The Rams worked a lot of girls out at the combine. Their scouts were willing to work overtime for no pay. They did their homework and they took the consensus No. 1 pick.
Mrs. Jeff Garcia was thought by many to be a smoke screen once T.O. took the much-whispered-about Jeff-is-gay rumors public.
And yet, even without a home heading into 2010, Carmella has stood by her man.
It's that character that put her over the top for the Rams.
Detroit Lions: Mercedes Lindsay
There's plenty of talk that the Lions are going to screw up their pick and take McCoy over Suh, so I'm going to go with that bonehead theme here.
Detroit has unbelievable talent on the table, but instead takes the Ryan Leaf of this draft. Jason Campbell is linked to the former Miss District of Columbia.
This is the one hot shot Mercedes has on the Interwebs.
After seeing the pick, Matt Millen said, "Clearly, it wasn't all me."
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Gabrielle Union
The Bucs are taking any possible approach to get Josh Freeman to the franchise QB level, including gobbling up this actress beauty to serve as his muse.
Union is Darren Sharper's ex and currently on the prowl.
Washington Redskins: Vida Guerra
The Redskins were initially looking to trade down once they couldn't get Lindsay to show Campbell he's still on their roster.
But in the end, they took the best player available in this actress and Playmate beauty recently linked to unbelievable hottie magnet Jeremy Shockey (more on that later).
Chris Cooley immediately asked for a trade once his wife wasn't taken.
TRADE! New England Patriots: Gisele Bundchen
The Pats heard much scuttlebutt about the Bills wanting to take Gisele out of spite for the Drew Bledsoe era in Buffalo.
So Robert Kraft emptied his wallet to keep Tom Brady happy, trading Tara Reid, Bridget Moynihan and a Brady DNA sample to former Pats GM Scott Pioli and the Chiefs for the No. 5 pick.
Seattle Seahawks: Sophie Bush
California airhead Pete Carroll had two shots to get truly Reggie Bush-adjacent on this draft board. Instead, he takes Tony Romo's one time main squeeze thinking she is Reggie's sister.
Carroll later blames the error on bad L.A. scouting reports from Lane Kiffin.
Cleveland Browns: Jessica Simpson
Going with the theme of their past-his-prime QB signing of Jake Delhomme, the Browns stay consistent by taking this Chicken-of-the-Sea numbskull.
Bengals fan and former Simpson beau Nick Lachey posted this on Twitter: "She'll never find Cleveland. She thinks it is a third-world country."
Oakland Raiders: Jennifer Walcott
Hoping to lure Adam Archuletta back from the United Football League, Davis kicks it old school by taking the brittle corner's wife and former Playmate.
Buffalo Bills: Hilary Rhoda
Clearly perturbed by the Pats pre-emptive strike, the Bills rebound by grabbing this photo shoot beauty that launched Mark Sanchez's pretty boy image.
The Bills make the pick conditional on Rhoda producing a piece of Sanchez's clothing from the GQ photo shoot -- so they can have some piece of a playoff appearance.
TRADE! Philadelphia Eagles: Carrie Underwood
The Jags wanted to trade down, so the Eagles swooped in for this top 10 steal, training their remaining inventory of Brian Westbrook jerseys to Jacksonville.
"We're going with a young QB, so we need every advantage we can get," Andy Reid said. "We've all heard that Tony Romo thinks she's the great white Buffalo, the gem that got away. We'll rip his heart out with this one."
TRADE! Indianapolis Colts: Jessie James
Who said Jim Campbell couldn't be bitter? After the Super Bowl loss, the Colts swoop in to take Saints running back Reggie Bush's new girlfriend.
They then try to trade James to the Saints for a pair of Super Bowl rings.
Miami Dolphins: Dollicia Bryan
Bryan is the Jimmy Clausen of this draft. The Dolphins are shocked that this bombshell and current Darren Sharper girl dropped into their laps.
"We're talent evaluators," Bill Parcells says of the pick.
Seattle Seahawks: Rosa Blasi
Pete Carroll is looking to set a tone of excellence. So of course he brings in 1999 Mr. Irrevelant Jim Finn and his girlfriend, actress Rosa Blasi.
TRADE! New Orleans Saints: Kim Kardashian
Sean Payton got the better of the Colts again. Little did they know that the Saints want Reggie out of town.
So to expedite that process, they trade up to grab Bush's obnoxious but gorgeous ex.
New York Giants: Christy Oglevee
The Giants stick the knife in Chris Cooley's back by keeping the oft-injured tight end's wife in the NFC East.
Tennessee Titans: Julie Henderson
Jeff Fisher is all about the best player on the board. He admits disbelief that Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend is still avaialble at 16.
Mel Kiper instantly gives the Titans an A grade for finally finding a home for this swimsuit model.
San Francisco 49ers: Kendra Wilkinson
Mike Singletary wants winners only. He also likes reclamation projects.
The former Hef girlfriend and Hank Baskett wife has been labeled as a malcontent, but Singletary isn't worried. He said she's happy to be back on the West Coast after a bummer of a stay with Baskett in Indy.
"Look what I did with Vernon Davis," he said. "She said we can offer up Playboy Mansion visits as incentives in the weight room. Bonus."
Pittsburgh Steelers: Missy Peregrym
The Steelers couldn't pull the deal with the Rams, so they decide to draft Big Ben's ex to remind him what it's like to date a nice, squeaky clean Canadian beauty.
Atlanta Falcons: Carrie Prejean
The Falcons tried to engineer a sign-and-trade with the Chiefs for Tara Reid, but settled for the Kyle Boller girl and former Miss California.
Houston Texans: Meagan Good
Honoring their rich history of taking washed-up running backs, the Texans take Thomas Jones and his model/actress girlfriend.
Super Bowl here we come.