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Hey Parcells! Thanks For The Kick In The Balls!

DAVIE, FL - JUNE 06:  Executive Vice President of Football Operations Bill Parcells watches practice on during Miami Dolphins Mini Camp on June 6, 2008 at the Dolphins practice facility in Davie, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)
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Kevin ModicaContributor IApril 20, 2010

Dear Bill Parcells (egotistical pr#*k),

He wanted to stay. He waited for you to answer his calls, yet you turned your back on him. He played for peanuts last year. Bled aqua and orange and called South Florida his home. Now our fan favorite is gone.

Jason was the heartbeat of our defense. A leader on and off the field and an ambassador to the community. Instead of driving drunk and beating women he raised money for numerous charities and embraced his fans. He also hated the Jets and punished them with a smile on Sundays.

Now our beloved JT is gone. I will forever miss him circling his hands after ripping a quarterbacks head off and doing his signature punch, I just wish it was to your gut.



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