NHL: Things You Won't Hear Said in 2008-09

Tim BogdanskyCorrespondent IJuly 15, 2008

How about a list of things you'd be hard pressed to hear around the NHL?  In... 

Anaheim or Edmonton

"Ducks GM Brian Burke and Oilers GM Kevin Lowe enjoy lunch prior to the drop of the puck in Edmonton."


"At least our money isn't tied up in goaltending!"


"Peter Forsberg looks great here on opening night."

Dallas or New Jersey

"Stars forward Sean Avery has a laugh with Devils goaltender Martin Brodeur during the stoppage in play."


"The Wings have lost seven straight..."

Los Angeles

"The Kings lead the league in Save % and Goals Against Average."


"I love this team!"—Alex Radulov

New York Islanders

"Ted Nolan switches up his forward lines due to philosophical differences."

"Welcome tothe state-of-the-art arena here in Uniondale, New York!"

New York Rangers



"...and Hatcher skates end-to-end."


"...Sundin scores! And the Leafs are up 1-0."

"Eastern Conference leading Leafs..."

Tampa Bay

"Barry Melrose is the favorite to win the Jack Adams Trophy for coach of theyear."


The Hockey Night in Canada theme song :(