WWE In The Time Of G (Rating)

The Comedian SteVen StrangeloveContributor IApril 18, 2010

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 11:  WWE wrestler John Cena (C) poses with TV personalities Maude Garrett (L) and Kyle Linahan backstage at the Nickelodeon Australian Kids' Choice Awards 2008 at the Hisense Arena on October 11, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia. This year's event, now in its sixth year, was held in Melbourne for the first time in its history.  (Photo by Kristian Dowling/Getty Images)
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This is a storyline for a potential G WWE Raw. Note that I am not condemning the PG Era I'm just having fun.

So 2 weeks before Elimination Chamber of Fun Triple H, WWE champion is attacked by Orton and his friends. With wedgies and purple nurples (or whatever). The next week HHH comes out with his equaliser... his wife Stephanie!!! With his wife he starts talking about Orton and how he's a poopypants who can go and eat fudge. Orton comes out with his dad and they start insulting each other. They start fighting each other but when HHH punches Orton referees come out and EMT's and lawyers and the whole show is stopped to see if Orton is ok. Orton promises to tell his mommy and that at Elimination Chamber of Fun he will have his revenge. During ECOF Triple H is about to hit Orton with the Pedigree when Orton's mom comes out from under the hole in the ring ( there's a hole in the ring) and starts hitting the Game with her cane. Triple H is stunned allowing Orton to hit his deadly boot to the leg (What!!!).

Ok That's Enough!!!

It's pretty Bad.. So i understand if you don't like it. :)