To paraphrase The Big Lebowski, the greatest movie of our time…
Bleacher Report: What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about…I’ve got information, man…and new things have come to light!
BR:…?
Look at it! Aging, iconic quarterback, in the parlance of our times…you know, the clock is ticking on his time in the spotlight…I’m saying he needs fame! Man, and just playing, well that doesn’t get it…he wants more!
BR:…?
He’s got to feed the monkey!
BR:…?
Hasn’t that ever occurred to you, man?
National media: No, Mr. Ohlstrom, that had not occurred to me.
BR: That had not occurred to us, Rob.
Well…hey, you guys aren’t privy to all the new things, but hey, you know…that’s what you pay me for…
To ESPN, sports fans everywhere, and Brett Favre: I’m so sick of this story. Favre has been hemming and hawing about retirement for the past FIVE years so his name stays in the press. He had a deal to come back in March with the team and he backed out at the last minute.
Now he wants an unconditional release so he can join the Bears and stab the fine city of Green Bay in the back. Fortunately, the Packers refused to cut him, but now if they keep him he’ll undermine Aaron Rodgers, the team, and ultimately the city.
What a scumbag. I’m so sick of seeing him on the front page of every major media outlet day after day. He can’t even do an interview with an actual sports reporter; he goes to Greta Van Susteren. What a match made in heaven that must have been.
DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART, BRETT FAVRE! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
You know what else? I don’t want to hear any play-by-play guys gush over how “Brett Favre loves the game of football.” I don’t want to hear it. He is the most overrated quarterback in the history of the game, and his time has come and gone.
Go away.
Stop writing about him.
I’m talking to you too, BR's. You know who you are. We don’t need any more Brett Favre articles around here!
Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here.
He fixes the cable?
To Alex Rodriguez and Madonna. Let me get this straight. Madonna realizes that she’s married to a one-trick pony who’s specialty is directing sickeningly slick shining pieces of crap, sees her new album tank (Did you know she had a new album until she hooked up with A-Rod? I didn’t), and suddenly drops him for Rodriguez, who has to be the biggest piece of trash-lapping scum this side of Brett Favre.
Are you kidding me?
Now in A-Rod’s defense, the media jumps on everything he does. When everyone in the country was hooked on Texas hold 'em, he got busted at a club in New York, and the media vilified him for something everyone was doing.
But c’mon A-Rod, you’re married, she’s married…I know you’re a Yankee, but can I get a little dignity, please?
What’s next, allegations that he makes himself cry like Will in The Real World?
Well, I guess we can close the file on that one…
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2 months ago
He was asked if he was comitted 100% every year 1month after getting stomped. He should have answered "As much as you guys are." ewwww. Sick of Brett, easy solution, turn off sports and flip Nickelodean back on there, Hanna. Like it or not, he is the best chance the the Packers have. Do you care how often he wanted to reitre?
How often have you thought how nice it would be with your millions to reitre...yet you still write on, why? For the money, the fame or so you can continue to do something that you like?
What isnt said here is that Americans can choose what to do, and where to do it...regardless of AGE. That would be discrmination! lol Excpet in sports, where indentured servitude is still alive and well, DUDE...so please, control yourself, we reads this shit everyday...and please, not on the rug!
from 2 months ago
Sorry, I saw this right before I went to sleep and couldn't let it go.
"Sick of Brett, easy solution, turn off sports and flip Nickelodean back on there, Hanna."
Hanna was the dog's name, she died eleven years ago.
"Do you care how often he wanted to reitre?"
Yes, and I alluded to it in the article.
"How often have you thought how nice it would be with your millions to reitre...yet you still write on, why? For the money, the fame or so you can continue to do something that you like?"
Well personally, Pat, I keep doing it so I can have more millions.
2 months ago
A-Rod had an affair with Madonna? What? okay, I see the satire now...good one. Read much? If you dont need Favre or A-Rod, then you must be in New England then....hows Poppi's wrist, did manny do it to him? or was it yukes constant whining-wait-are you kevin youkilis??? okay kevin, knock it off now, get your milk and mommy will tuck you in soon....mmm k?
from 2 months ago
How you doing champ? Would you like a soda? Maybe a pepsi? How's that sound?
2 months ago
Yea Favre is played out. I really, really don't care who he plays for, or if he plays at all with all due respect.
2 months ago
Brett Favre is one of the greats of the game. If you think you can just show up and play for 3 hours on Sunday and that is all the effort it takes then you are out of touch with reality. It takes commitment and dedication to play at that level for that long in the NFL. I can see how that kind of stress can wear somebody down over the course of a year regardless of what their being paid. We live in America and we have the right to change our minds If Brett wants to come back and play I think he has earned the right to do so.
from 2 months ago
Yeah, well that's your opinion. My opinion is that I'm sick of him. Every NFL article on the front page is about Brett Farve. If he wants to come back maybe he should file for reinstatement. Right now he's like a 16 year old girl manufacturing drama with her boyfriend.
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