JBL Runs Down John Cena to Cap Night of WWE RAW Anarchy

For the last few weeks, the McMahon siblings have been imploring the RAW Roster to band together in their most time of need.

Tonight was no exception as both siblings came together to give a stern final warning to the members of RAW: Work together or there will be consequences. In closing, Shane made it clear that "We'll be watching."

The response from RAW: The show went on the air with Shawn Michaels beating the hell out of Chris Jericho. It wasn't until Lance Cade came down to help Y2J that the brawl was over...or so we thought.

As the war ends on the outside, Kane makes his way down to ringside. He approaches Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler and screams "I'm sorry." But as he's walking away, Shawn and Chris are picking up where they left off in the back.

First Bout: Mickie James defeats Katie Lea

As the real physicality begins, James is caught with a kick on the ropes. Katie has control thanks to a modified neckbreaker. Lea has a modified dragon sleeper, but James slips out and hits the hurracanrana followed by a Lou Thesz Press for the victory.

Following the match, Paul and Katie are attempting an ambush on the Women's Champion, but a vengeful Kofi Kingston comes out to make the save and issue a challenge for the IC Title to Paul Burchill.

Second Bout: Kofi Kingston defeats Paul Burchill (IC Championship)

Burchill gets caught with a dropkick by Kofi. Paul fights out of the armbar only to get caught with a standing dropkick. Burchill yanks Kingston off the turnbuckle to gain control. Following the farewell and modified back suplex, Paul refocuses on the ribs, but Kofi recovers and hits the Boom 3 Leg Drop.

After Mickie takes out Katie, Kofi lands the Trouble in Paradise to pick up the win.

In the back, Santino announces that he has issued an open challenge to anyone who wants it. In the process, he is confronted by Kane about the location of CM Punk. Also, it is announced that the Hardys will reunite to face The Dirt Sheet tomorrow night on ECW.

Back on RAW, Punk and Kane are in the back. Kane issues a challenge to Punk tonight...which he accepts. When asked about the bag, Kane chuckles and walks away.

Meanwhile, Todd Grisham is interviewing John Cena about the Parking Lot Brawl at the Bash against JBL. Cena guarantees that "Hell will come to Earth at the Bash." He then issues a challenge for a six man tag later on tonight.

Third Bout: Beth Phoenix defeats...Santino Marella (insert laughter now)

Santino is in the ring to take on his mystery opponent in the hopes of capitalizing on his flop last week against Rey Mysterio. The challenge is quickly accepted by...Beth Phoenix? As the bell rings, Phoenix shows no reluctance in locking up with Marella.

She shows her powerful on three major occasions, including a back suplex out of a headlock and a body slam (yes, I said a body slam).

After Santino sends her to a corner, Phoenix moves out of the impact and rolls up Marella for the upset win. Can anyone say, "I don't care who you are. That's funny right there!"

As RAW returns, Kelly Kelly is in the ring preparing for her match when the World Tag Team Champions make an appearance and send her out. They then boost their own egos until Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes in to shut the cocky punks up. After belittling Duggan, JBL recruits the champs for tonight's main event.

Fourth Bout: CM Punk defeats Kane via countout

Right off the bat, both men are sizing each other up. Punk lands a set of kicks to send Kane outside. Punk tries a baseball slide only to get caught with an uppercut on the outside. After a slam and elbow to the back of the head, Kane regains control.

Punk recovers and lands a set of knees in the corner. As Punk goes up top, he lands a cross body but gets the GTS blocked.

After a kick to the head, Punk is sent outside. He recovers enough to land a bulldog on the outside and slide back in to win via countout.

After the match, Kane snaps again and decimates Punk. After he sets a chair around Punk's throat, Kane goes up top, but has to come down due to the arrival of Batista.

Batista comes in and nails a spear followed by a chair shot. Punk tries to show his appreciation, but Batista is making it clear that all he wants is the World Heavyweight Championship. After getting shoved, The Animal drops the Champion with a spinebuster before walking out of the ring.

Fifth Bout: Chris Jericho defeats Paul London

Jericho is beating up London in the corner to start the match. He then throws him outside and punishes him some more. Back in the ring, Jericho taunts the crowd and starts seeing Shawn Michaels in London's face.

After a backbreaker, Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho to pick up the win. After Jericho gives London a choice of which path to take, HBK makes his way out to the ring.

Shawn makes it clear that there is one thing that Jericho said that is true on both sides: "The worst is yet to come."

Back on RAW, Jamie Noble is trying to put the moves on Layla. To prove his worth, he says that he'll call out the next guy who comes up to him. It turns out the next guy is Snitsky.

In the ring, Noble tries to gain early control with kicks and punches, but Snitsky nails a big boot followed by the Pumphandle Slam before walking out of the ring.

Just out of curiosity, is 5-foot-6 the average height of American males?

Main Event: John Cena & Cryme Tyme defeat JBL & Team Priceless

JBL cowers out of possible head to head with Cena and sends Rhodes in instead. Following a Fisherman's Suplex, Cena brings in Shad who levels Cody with a clothesline.

DiBiase comes in off the tag only to get dropped with a butterfly suplex followed by the Brooklyn Splash by JTG. JTG fires back with a modified neckbreaker, but JBL comes in to level the playing field.

After some crisp double teaming, Rhodes and DiBiase continue the assault on JTG. Back on RAW, the champs and JBL have control over Shad.

Rhodes applies a leglock but gets thrown while attempting the bulldog. DiBiase tries to trade punches but a missed moonsault allows Shad to tag in Cena.

Cena hits the Spin Out Bomb, 5-Knuckle Shuffle and FU on DiBiase. After hitting the Throwback on Rhodes, he applies the STFU. But JBL comes in and drops the big boot prompting the ref to throw the match due to too much interference.

JBL then calls out his opponent for this Sunday, and Cena chases him all the way to the parking lot.

After he knocks Cena out from behind, JBL sets him up against a car. He then rams another car into an unconscious Cena, gets out to look at his damage but can't bear to look.

The show ends with JBL shaking his head and blocking the view of a limped Cena.