The Five Most Annoying Sports Sagas/Scandals

You know what I'm talking about.

When you turn on the TV, on ESPN, and you see nothing but the annoying sagas. Like Tiger Woods for example. You can't watch five minutes of SportsCenter without getting some update:

"Breaking News: Tiger Woods has just woken up. Sleep duration: Eight hours, 32 minutes, five seconds."

I hate it and, be honest, you do too.

So I decided to make a list of recent sport sagas that are very annoying.

Enjoy.

No. 5: A-Rod and Steroids

I remember when I first saw the news. I was watching MLB Network, when, all of a sudden, they were saying how A-Rod possibly took steroids.

I had never been a huge A-Rod fan, mostly because of his knack of finding controversy.

So of course, when I saw this, I knew it was going to be all over the place.

Then, when he admitted it and apologized, they showed the tape on every channel for, like, a week.

But it's only No. 5. Let's move on.

No. 4: Roethlisberger

This one is actually still going on.

See, this one gets confusing, mostly because there's no verdict or overview of what happened.

All I got is: Ben rapes girl, years later, girl accuses him of sexual assault, blows up on TV, Ben says he's not guilty.

That's all I got.

Still, it's annoying. Next...

No. 3: It's All Over...Well, Maybe Not Quite....Favre

I knew you'd be surprised to see Brett on this list.

I mean, is their any man on the planet who is more decisive than him?

Well, there's my dad, my neighbors, my friend, my other friend......

Yup. No surprise seeing him on this list.

These are probably not as bad, but the thing is, these sagas happen annually. I cringe when I think of the next one.

In fact, Favre's pondering over the situation right now. Probably.

But this is only No. 3. Next...

No. 2: The "Legacy" and Saga Of the World's Biggest Cheater-Barry Bonds

This was by far the worst for me. It's at No. 2 because No. 1 is more recent, but this one was the biggie for me.

First of all, I'm a very passionate baseball fan. I care a lot about the game and I love it. There are many more like that out there.

So the Bonds thing was like torture. With every home run, I felt myself get angrier and angrier. This was a man who was rude to the media, neglected fans.

Oh yeah, and he took steroids. For a long time. Then, when accused, he lied that he ever took them. When it became obvious that he did use them, he said his agent tricked him into using them.

Bottom line, I hate the guy. I don't like to say that about people, but I really feel it.

Disgrace to the game, that's what he was. He was a cheater, he was a liar.

When he broke the record, I was so furious, I was close to tears. I hated something like that happening to the game.

The record should not belong to Bonds, and he isn't close to being worthy of Cooperstown.

I could go on all day about this, but it's only No. 2. Next...

No. 1: Tiger

No. 1 since it was the most recent.

So let me get this straight.

Tiger's cheating. It's Thanksgiving. Tiger isn't careful with his texts. Elin reads texts. Elin finds out that Tiger's cheating. Elin is mad. So she picks up a golf club and starts hacking at Tiger in the middle of the night.

Tiger's hopped up on sleepy pills, but he's there enough to know he's gotta get away. He hops in the car, and crashes into a tree. Elin busts the back window with the club to get him out...

And the rest, they say, is history.

Frankly, that's all I have to say. Because this saga has been not so much annoying as it is tiring.

Now, I'm just waiting for the Masters to get over with, because I'm getting very tired of the Tiger analysis, the Tiger updates, and the Tiger let's-talk-a-lot-about-what-a-great-golfer-he-is-and-feel-sorry-for-hims.

So that's all I have to say.

And, oh yeah. Thanks for reading.