I just thought that since there are so many intense conversations concerning the draft, I would bring some humor to the table. The idea is to bring some laughter to this big day. I've come up with some versatile yet flamboyant quotes that Mr. Letterman may of used if he had a "Top" 10 regarding the draft!
Now that McNabb is gone, maybe we should draft a quarterback that knows that ties do occur in football.
Why aren't there any NFL prospects at our workouts? Don't they know we are a part of the NFL?
I'm not happy in Washington, it is true that money can't buy me love. Maybe $200 million will do the trick.
It doesn't matter who we draft, we stink! Maybe I can impress everyone with my walk.
Does anyone know how to draft because we don't know what the @#$% is going on!
If all else fails with our draft attempts, can we use our first-round draft selection on cheerleaders?
Is the wildcat a draft round?
We are not "rebuilding," we just like younger boys.
Get it out of your head, we only draft white quarterbacks.
Are there any players on our team that have similar attributes as Jason Peters. Maybe we can fool Philadelphia and get another first rounder from them.