Diversity and the Workplace by Marty McSorley
Out on the Town: How to Properly Whine and Dine by Sidney Crosby
Carpal Tunnel: Knowing When to Say When by Alan Bass
Without a Trace: Playoff Scoring by Mike Gartner
Knowing When to Quit: When Enough Is Enough by Chris Chelios and Mark Recchi
Where the Hell Am I? by R.J Umberger
Locking Them Up Forever: How to Effectively Issue a No-Trade Clause by John Ferguson, Sr.
Aim High by Chris Simon
How to Stick Up for Teammates by Todd Bertuzzi
Goalie Positioning by Clint Malarchuk
Safe Gambling by Janet Gretzky and Rick Tocchet
Best Friends Forever by Dany Heatley
How to Properly Wear a Seat Belt by Dan Snyder
Porsche 930 Turbo: A High Performance Vehicle by Pelle Lindbergh
General Managing for Dummies by Garth Snow
Oversensitivity by Mark Messier
Keeping Your Cool by Patrick Roy and Son
Stickhandling for Success by Ryan Hollweg
Not Welcome by Alexei Yashin
Shooting the Puck by the New York Rangers Powerplay Unit
Helmets: Who Needs 'em? by Pat LaFontaine
Easy Money by Rick Tocchet
Eye on the Prize by Bryan Berard
Smart Hockey Is Winning Hockey by Bobby Clarke
How to Build a Winning Franchise by the Toronto Maple Leafs Organization
My Day with the Stanley Cup by the Philadelphia Flyers Organization
When to Stop Drinking by the Staal Brothers
How to Play Hockey and Collect Social Security by Chris Chelios
The Art of the Tracheotomy by Richard Zednik
How to Lose with Dignity by Evgeni Malkin
A Step by Step Guide to Winning a Fight by Todd Fedoruk
Ignoring Fans from the Penalty Box by Tie Domi
What Puck? Where?: A History of My Life in Hockey by Mike Dunham
Keeping the Puck inside the Rink by Espen Knutsen
English for Dummies by Darius Kasparaitis
How to Cope with the Fear of Scott Stevens by Eric Lindros
No! It Doesn't Run in the Family by Marcel Hossa
101 Donut Recipes by Jim Schoenfeld
Well, there you have it, the best titles of books that should be written by hockey players but that just may not fly off the shelves. But who knows? In this world, maybe they would.
I hope you enjoyed them and I'm sure you have some of your own which you'd like to add. Please feel free to add them in the comments!
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