This year the Masters will be all about sex. Well, they'll be all about Tiger, who is all about sex, which is right in my wheelhouse. Let's just say this is going to be a fantastic tournament.
But believe it or not, Tiger isn't the only player in the field, nor is he the only playah in the field. There are many other golfers that are pulling down some hotties.
So while they're out in that Augusta humidity, allow me to heat things up in a different way. Here are The Hottest WAGs of the 2010 Masters.
Stick around for the Top 5, there's definitely some new blood in this group.
Tim Clark will be playing in his ninth Masters this year, but he's got about as much chance of winning as we do of picking up a girl as hot as his wife.
And if you think she's hot now, you should hear her speak. I go crazy for South African accents. Almost as much as I go crazy for super low-cut dresses.
Speaking of low-cut, here's Carminita Immelman!
Carminita got some nice screen time two years ago when her husband won the Masters in 2008, and I wouldn't mind seeing her get some more.
Another sexy South African, maybe her and Candice Clark can get together and do some announcing. On camera, of course.
Okay, now before you go all crazy and start talking about how gross she is, you have to give Mrs. Crenshaw some credit. The woman is in amazing shape.
In fact, with a 22-year-old daughter, she very well might be the very first GILF I've ever featured on here, so kudos to her.
Anthony Kim had his coming out party at the 2008 Ryder Cup and we're going to be seeing a lot more of this stud.
That's great news, because that means we'll probably be seeing a lot more of his girlfriend Lisa. Now if only we can make it so we see more of her and less of her clothes, then we all win.
You gotta hand it to those Brits. Even the most obscure athletes pull down some major hotties. I bet even their curling team has smoking hot girlfriends.
Luke Donald is no different. His wife Diane is about as shapely as you can get in that red dress.
Another one of the famous WAGs of the Ryder Cup, I would give just about anything to have Jocelyn on my arm after she pours herself into that black dress.
And if you think getting her into it is hard, you should try getting her out of it. Amiright, Paul?
In 2000, Sports Illustrated put together a photo spread of hot golf wives, (including one of my favorites of Amy Mickelson.
Still, ten years is a long time. I think it's about time they updated it. Although I'm sure Sonya Toms is as sexy and domineering as she was ten years ago.
Chad finished tied for second last year, losing in a playoff. I hope he can put the same kind of tournament together, because now I'm ready for him and his sexy wife.
Former singer Amy Lepard is all kinds of fine, and I'm digging the short hair. If a big guy like Chad could pull down a fox like this, you know he had to be talented.
The bigger Phil Mickelson gets, the hotter his wife gets. She just keeps getting better with age.
And with Elin out of the picture for this week, she'll have rule of the roost and of the ratings. Hope she wears something like this to the tournament. I have a feeling the cameras will give her plenty of love.
Ah, young love. Rory McIlroy can't even legally drink now, yet he's in the Masters. Of course, he is Irish, so I'm sure he's been drinking for about as long as he's been alive.
And somehow he's managed to pull this sexy lady despite being very, very goofy looking.
Still, talent is talent... and I'm not talking about his golf game.
Although he won the 2009 US Open, that's definitely not Lucas Glover's greatest trophy. That would fall to his wife.
This blond bombshell will look amazing in one of those Augusta sundresses. Let's hope Glover can recreate his magic this year so that Jennifer ends up front and center.
Ricky Barnes is still fairly inexperienced in big majors like the Masters (this will be his second go-round), but he is already way ahead of the pack in terms of having a hot wife.
Suzanne is a pro beach volleyball player and coupled with her partner Michelle More, they are referred to as "Team Gorgeous." I can see why.
I'd bump, set, and spike that.
Technically, Elin is still Tiger's wife for some reason that I can't explain. And we have gotten so used to all the bimbos that Woods has slept with that we kind of forgot what a stone cold hottie his wife was.
Just a refresher course: this is what she looks like. Tiger, remember that now. Stop banging Denny's waitresses. This is waiting for you at home.
As far as I'm concerned, Ana Ivanovic is the new queen of the greens. She comes to support her boyfriend Adam Scott and looks oh so good doing it.
Not only is she super sexy, but she's also a world class athlete, which just makes me want her even more.
If she really wanted to help Adam win, she'd just show up wearing this to distract the other golfers. Come on, Ana, don't be selfish.