The Tiger Woods Saga

I have been a fan of Tiger Woods in the only way I know him for years, and that is as a golfer. I am glad he is back; I think he will compete at the Masters and I wonder if one year he can win all four majors.

The saying 'we are a forgiving nation' doesn't make sense to me. If I ever meet Tiger Woods I don't know what I would say but I know I would not say that 'I forgive you.'

We are an apathetic nation looking for the next scandal and the Tiger Woods Saga is winding down as he heads back to the gplf course.

His personal life will never be as interesting to me as his professional life.

Control vs. Power

The disconnect that Tiger has is control vs. power. He is trying to stay in control but his private life blew up on him and he will never be in control again.

The minute he feels safe, there is a log of text messages that will expose his private side in lewd detail.

Everyone in this picture has the power to hear that voice mail if they want to now, and there is nothing that Tiger can do about it.

The Cadillac

What if Tiger didn't crash the Cadillac that night in November?

He will always be seen skeptically because all of this change came because he got caught. It feels like he would still be running around had his wife not checked his cell phone that November night.

He was out of control and now he is not in control, but he does have power. His power is in putting his head down and golfing.

The Masters

Can Tiger return to golf and win his 15th major?

Las Vegas has him as the favorite.

He has shown that he can ignore all distractions and perform at the highest level on the golf course.

The Masters is as close to a controlled environment as there is and Tiger has the power to have a good first round on April 8.

The South Park Episode

The free fall of his leave from golf landed on Comedy Central on the super sarcastic South Park. Tiger went from lucrative commercials to the basis for a half-hour joke on the slew of "sex addixts."

It was hilarious to see a sex-addict class with Tiger, Big Ben, Duchovny, Clinton, Kyle, Butters and the teacher looking for any excuse so his class can keep running around. .

What We Will Never Know

Tiger has not disclosed what type of rehab he attended. The popular belief is that it was for his libido, which is as great as his golf game, we discovered.

There are whispers that he had an addiction to pills.

There is also that Canadian doctor with Human Growth Hormone that is affiliated to Tiger Woods.

The last bit of intrigue about the Tiger Woods Saga is what really happened that night in November.

The Ghost of Thanksgiving Future

Tiger wants to stay married and I hope he makes that happen, but isn't Thanksgiving stressful enough?

And now the memory of their 2009 Thanksgiving will be just another elephant at the dining room table.

Tiger Meet the Real World

As the Tiger Woods Saga slowly runs its course, we all know him a lot better than we did before.

In the end, we all have power but none of us have control, so Tiger Woods is getting a taste of what the real world is all about now.

It's not all golf and girls, but it must have been quite a ride (no pun intended).