Opening Day is fast approaching.
The beginning of baseball season has a vast array of consequences.
As an Indians fan, it means I will soon become a mere shell of a human being, completely embittered by my hometown team's failings.
As a fantasy nut, it begins a six-month stretch of staring at my computer screen and swearing at the players foolish enough to strike out on my watch.
And, as a human being, I will fail at whatever life throws at me until after the World Series, as I will be too consumed by baseball to worry about trivial matters like school and laundry.
But before we descend into madness (I'm not the only one, right? Right?), let's take a look at how the season is likely to shake out.
Without further ado, here are my 2010 MLB power rankings.
Feel free to disagree with any of my picks, as long as you know that I'm right in the end.