Each champion in the UFC seems so fit to fight, it's actually really hard to pick a career they would have besides MMA, boxing, or any other fight-related sport for that matter.
However, you can actually tell a lot about a fighter just looking at his style. He could be a brash fighter with little defense but much offense, or if he was a boring type of fighter, he'd probably get the job in the picture.
Point is, the particular style of a fighter can determine what he would do if he decided not to partake in any fighting sports whatsoever.
A surfer would be a perfect alternative to Penn if he wasn't an MMA fighter.
Penn is from Hawaii, which makes him 100 times more likely to be a surfer than anyone else. His calmness would help him "battle" the waves without getting too nervous, and he has always been a bit flashy in his fights.
Ok, before I say anything, just imagine GSP in that outfit.
You know, his always polite and respectful demeanor can be a little deceiving at times. In reality, I think he has always wanted to express the inner pimp inside of him.
Scratch that. Heres proof.
C'mon, isn't the picture proof enough?
Lyoto Machida just seems perfect for this job. I don't know why, but I can definitely imagine Machida sitting in a temple praying to his Buddhist god and travelers around the world coming to him for guidance.
Also, I'd kinda want to see Machida bald.
Brock is freakishly huge, strong, and short-tempered, and kind of a jerk. If you ask me, it was career meant to be. There's no doubting all of Brock's characteristics would be perfect for a bouncer.
The only problem is that he'd probably go off on a rant and lose his temper every time somebody got on his nerves.
Thanks for reading. Also, remember this is a humor article, so don't take anything too seriously.