Due to Legacy being a long and distant memory, I regret to inform all you, the loyal readers, that this will be the season finale of "It's a Legacy Thang!". I will be posting a poll whether or not you wish for a another season. Thank you and enjoy:
It was a lovely day with the sun shining and the birds singing, until...
Randy: Rhodes! DiBiase!
*Rhodes and DiBiase come running in*
Cody: What is it Randy?
Randy: SOMEBODY USED ALL OF MY BABY OIL!
Cody: I think I saw T...
*Ted elbows Cody*
Ted: Sorry Randy, when I had a girl over here the other night, I kind of needed it...
Randy: You had a girl over here last night?
Randy: She cute?
Ted: Oh yeah.
*Randy walks out, satisfied*
Cody: How could you lie to Randy? I, I, I *stammers*
Ted: You what? You gonna tell on me?
Ted: I'm your best friend, Cody, you wouldn't tell on your best friend, would you?
Cody: I guess not...
Ted: Ok cool.
Around 12:00 p.m, Cody & Ted noticed something odd...
Randy wasn't there!
Cody: Where's Randy?
Ted: I don't know...
The boys searched high and low for their leader...
Ted: Hold on...
Cody: What is it?
Ted: Here, on Randy's bed, its a perfume lid...
Cody: Randy doesn't wear perfume!
Ted: Of course not stupid! It smells like a...like a...revved-up 20-something...
Cody: What does that mean?
Ted: It means that a 20-something came in here looking for some action...
Cody: What?! BUT RANDY'S MARRIED!
Ted: That didn't stop...
The boys looked for more clues to find the disappearence of their frontman...
They searched for minutes...until!
Cody: I found something!
Ted: Randy's wedding ring...
Cody: Why isn't he wearing it?
Ted: Gee, I wonder...[INSERT SARCASM]
Cody: Holy Shiitake Mushroom!
Ted: What now?
Cody: All his balloons are gone!
Ted: Oh, I get it...
The boys came to the conclusion that Randy was somewhere, doing Rated NC-17 things...
...until the most important clue came up.
Cody: Look what I found on the refridgerator Ted!
Cody: I found a number to a girl named Megan...
Ted: ¿You think Randy is with this Megan?
Cody: Probably. Let's call it!
Ted: No, let's telegram it!
As the boys called the number, a strikingly sultry voice answered...
Ted: Hi. This is Ted DiBiase and I was looking for Randy Orton.
Megan: Oh ok. Well, he's a little preoccupied right now.
Ted: What is doing?
Megan: I'm afraid I can't tell you without having you s**t your pants.
Ted: *blank stare*
Cody: Ted? What did she say?
Ted: *blank stare*
Cody: TED? *waves hand in face*
Ted: *shakes head* That lucky basterd...
The boys slept that night in disbelief...especially DiBiase...
...but the next morning, they went to look for this "Megan"...
Cody: Ted! Tell me what she said!
Ted: I can't. It was so inimaginable.
Cody: Is that even a word?
The boys drove Randy's Hummer, in hopes of finding him...
...then, the phone started ringing...
Megan: 3. Hilton. 217.
It only took three words.
Cody: You need to take me to the Hilton! I got a call to go get something!
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