New York Mets

A simple but logical play on the mets

NEW YORK - MAY 08:  Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations & General Manager Omar Minaya of the New York Mets looks on before playing the Pittsburgh Pirates on May 8, 2009 at Citi Field in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
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Sean MatraiContributor IMarch 16, 2010

Here is a little play I wrote my self abou Mets management,may make you laugh

ACT 1:Several years ago

Fred:Look Jeff I've managed to hire a contractor he says he is willing to fix the Mets

Jeff:Really Fred

Fred:Yeah his name is Omar he says he knows cheap players at a good price,and says hes reliable.

 ACT 2: 2008 offseason

Omar:Fans I've added a reliable starter to our rotain

Fans:who

Omar;Remeber Ollie hes back,I got him for a bargain 3 years 36 mill

Fans:Wait I thought we were getting Lowe

Omar: Nah! hes too white I got him hes a great Hispanic.

ACT 3: 2009 Season

Players:OOH ,Ouch,EEk,AHH

Media:Omar can you explain the rash of injuries that occured this year?

Omar:umm,dont worry everything will be fine,there is always next year besides Reyes will be back soon.

Omars consious:what are you thinking you know he wont be back sioon.

Fans:Omar,Jerry should be fired.

Jerry:(Laughing)We might have lost today,but there is always tommorow.

ACT 4:2009 Offseason

Omar:Guys look ,this is big We fixed our pitching needs

Jeff and Fred:Really

Omar;Yes

Jeff and Fred whom did you sign

Omar:Kelvim Escobar,he had an excellent year in 07 but hes never been heard of since wonder why?

Jeff and Fred:who cares!!Omar you are the best GM ever thats why we are never firing you.So whats your plan for a big splash.Glad we dont have to spend 80 mil plus on Lackey.

Omar:Maybe Jason Bay

Jeff and Fred:Ok

Act 5: After The Bay Signing,and 2010 Spring Training

Omar:were going to win 2010 We got Jason Bay

Fans:but what about starting pitching

Days later.....

Omar: were confident with who we have.Remeber 2009 was the same way

Fans:(anger)

Omar:Wait Beltran just got surgery and he wont be ready until May.What Shame!!!

Fans(anger) what did you know about this

Omar:of course not.

Mangement and omar private: we got them good.

Days Later.....

Omar:OMG Reyes has a thyroid problem oh no!!!

Fans(anger) now we will never win!!!

Narrator and fans:yet another Omar Minaya scandal.

Omar:Glad I signed Cora back.

THE END

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