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Top 10 Reasons the Seahawks Should NOT Draft Jimmy Clausen

First off, this is all in good fun. I'm sure there are many Seahawk fans who are also fans of the Irish, and to you people I just want to say, I hope he doesn't get picked by the Seahawks for his own professional good. Any other team he'd be great on, I promise. To you non-Irish fans I just want to say, I hate Jimmy Clausen. The guy reminds me of a Leaf. Now, let it be known that I won't waste your time with inappropriate humor. As you've seen already I didn't make any jokes to correspond to this slide's picture, even though he gave me all the material I would need to make this entire slideshow in one sitting...on a helmet. Come on, I have a little more class than that. If I do offend any of you...oh well. I have like six fans and odds are I won't offend many of them. I promise I'm writing this for the well-being of the Seahawk organization. I operate under the delusion that people high up with the Seahawks read my articles on a continual basis, and my articles help them in making their professional decisions. The best choice they could make in the draft is to pass up on this man. I'm looking forward to the "how dare you" comments.

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