The Sexiest Babes In Sports

Perhaps due to my haircut, my masculinity has been questioned more than once on this site.

To prove I dig the ladies, and to solidify the fact that my hair is much cooler than your hair, I have decided to create my first slide show.

Are these slide shows demeaning? Who cares? They're chock full of half naked dames getting physical.

And Olivia Newton-John said it best, "Let me hear your body talk."

Four for the Price of One

Let's get this party started with a bang...rather four bangs!

It's unfortunate that the second babe from the left has her face darkened by the shadows, but with abs like that who needs a face.

Sasha Cohen

Don't deny it, every dude looking at that babe is thinking the same thing:

Sasha Cohen can land on me anytime.

Michelle Wie

Who would have guessed she'd turn out so smokin'?

After an awkward puberty, Michelle makes my Wie Wie feel funny.

Volleyball?

I'm not exactly sure what sport this is, but the babes are wearing jerseys so safe to say it's something athletic.

One thing I do know is that the girlie in the middle is yum, yum, yummy.

Now if No. 2 would just move leave her alone. Look at 12's face—can you say "not interested I like dudes."

No. 2 needs to skedaddle on over a couple of seats so I can settore C next to that foxy babe.

Give it up for Hot Curlers

While watching the Curling competition during the Winter Olympics I was struck by one thing in particular.

These babes got it goin' on.

Just look at the sultry curler above. No, I mean really look.

She's has that blend of sex appeal and sophistication that makes a guy want to just yell, "Broom me! Broom me hard!"

Renee Montgomery

Check out Renee Montgomery.

She's such a bundle of hotness that Gino can't help himself from a grope or two.

Natalie Gulbis

Umm...I'll be back in two minutes.