Florida Gator football:Top SEC fan with the filthiest mouths on gameday

As long as we're on this kick of top this and the top that , why not inundate the masses with more to knock around?

As rabid and fantastic as SEC fans are, it's always hilarious to hear some of the creative and colorful shtick that comes from the bleachers.

Most of the things I can repeat here, if I want to keep writing on B/R. So, I'm giving you my Top-Four in the SEC. Curious to see if you agree, or not.

I get the fact that all fans are passionate, but this is meant to be a funny topic of some of my experiences....Enjoy !

No. 4. Alabama

Roll Tide Roll, Round the bowl and down the hole, Roll Tide Roll.

OK that was a cheap shot, but what did you expect after laying a thrashing to my Gators.

The most colorful language experience for me came at the 1993 sugar bowl vs Miami when Bama fans mimicked the "Miami's Rockin' tune of the time and rocked the booty doggy style while throwing out some of the most inhumane descriptions for the female anatomy I've ever heard.

Female Tide fans seemed to like it and their girls were pretty hot too.

No. 3. Tennessee

OK so I'm not all that upset with the Vols, partly because we've beaten them pretty regularly as of lately. Of course the scenery is nice.

But, Vols fans tend to consume way too much corn alcohol which impairs any judgment whatsoever.

Top that with girls like the one above running around on game day, and the male descriptions of the females fall into what you would hear the cavemen saying.

Another reason for the potty mouth is the continuous sight of that damn dog in that stupid sweater running around sweating its arse off. It just makes you want to drop of few "F" bombs in favor of the hound.

No. 2. Florida

I'm not going to give my team any rope on this one, but there is a subtle difference in the Filth factor for my gators.

While other fans tend to verbalize their vulgarities, gator fans have been known to act them out.

Bodily functions at inappropriate places, strange intertangling of males and females in lavatories, and the ever popular showing of the female rack is sometimes the norm at the swamp.

Throw in some booze and it gets pretty wicked hot at the swamp.

After taking my dad to his first gator game ever back in 2006, he made the following comment: "Please don't let your daughter come to school here."

No. 1. LSU

To be fair on this one, any fan base that has its own customized beer can is bound to consume lots of it.

Provide that with some great Cajun spicy cuisine and some great football and you've got a great night. Providing the Bayou Bengals win.

After last year's Florida game, the language coming from the females in Baton Rouge was as "Trailer Parkish" as anything I've ever heard.

Perhaps it had to do with LSU coming out on the losing end, but to see beautiful females utter some of the most profane language I've ever heard was pretty weird. Very passionate fans though you can say that.

LSU is just one of those really scary places if you're not actually an LSU fan, but I think that's how they like it there down on the bayou.