Leaving his fellow uber-buffoons Tim McCarver and Dick (prime-time, baby!) Vitale behind in the cosmic dust, Pierre McGuire has elevated the level of douche-baggery to attain god-like status in the broadcast universe.
Beside interjecting usleless and pointless knowledge throughout a game, his unrelenting hyperbolic penetrating glimpses into the obvious are insulting.
Do I need this goof to always interpret what I just saw?
If I had a dollar for everytime McGuire said (during the olympics) that Rick Nash, Duncan Keith, Zack Parise, or Patrick Kane "Shows great skill!" I'd be driving a Porshe!
So, burn one down, turn off the sound, play your favorite tunes; and, let TSN/NBC/Versus know that the ravings of this obnoxious lame buzz-kill are falling on deaf ears!
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