D-Kwik is back with another promo from "The Great One". The setting is Friday Night Smackdown where Chris Jericho comes to the ring.
Crowd boos Y2J uncontrollably as he stands there with a mic.
Y2J: I Demand a little respect from you people out there. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion.
Jericho stands there smiling while the crowd continues to boo.
Y2J: Might I remind you I'm the best in the world at what I do. You parasitic hypocrites do not know what you want. That's why as your champion I tell you what you want.
The crowd gets restless hearing the same words from this knucklehead and begin to chant you suck.
Y2J: I beat The Rock and Stone Cold in the same night to become the first ever, ever, EVERRR undisputed champion in history. You people have no idea what it's like to have an accomplishment like that.
Your football team couldn't even make the playoffs. This city is filled with losers, you all should respect me!
The Madison Square Garden Crowds boos even louder then shout A**hole throughout the arena.
Y2J: I've beaten everyone in this company even the has beens at TNA. I don't even need to be here. I'm the greatest superstar this industry has ever seen and I-
A certain music hits and a video on the titantron, The fans go absolutely crazy at the sight of the one and only The Rock.
The Rock strolls down to the ring grabbing a mic and stands in front of Jericho who is utterly stunned.
Y2J: Uhhh Rock its nice to-
The Rock: Did The Rock say you could speak? What do you think this is?
The Rock: It doesn't matter what you think!
Fans cheer, as Y2J stands there almost embarrassed.
The Rock: Wait wait, something just doesn't feel right, it might be you 10 year old boy haircut or even your ugly mug in your daddy's suit. No that's surprisingly not it.
Silence is throughout the arena, the crowd waiting in anticipation.
The Rock: Finally The Rock has come back to New York City! Ahh The Rock feels much better, now back to you. The Rock has been watchin' you come out each week tellin' everybody ya beat The Rock and Stone Cold in the same night.
And The Rock was in the area and thought he'd come and say hi to his old buddy Chris Jericho.
Y2J: Well Rock I'm flattered but don't you have kid movies you need to go make?
The Rock: Haha The Rock finds that very amusing. Fact is Jericho The Rock knows it, the millions and millions of The Rock's fans know it, Your an assclown Chris plain and simple.
The sell out crowd cheers The most electrifying man in sports entertainment and chants assclown towards Jericho.
Y2J: You know what? I don't have to take this Mr. movie star, I am the best in the world at what I do!
The Rock: (mocking) I'm the best in the world at what I do, ehh shut your mouth jabroni. What are you best it, giving manicures and pedicures, well then The Rock says your a fairy too bit bottlewashed son of a b*tch!
Y2J: Your just a sell out who couldn't handle wrestling anymore, and I could drop you in a milli-second showing your precious little fans how much of a has been you really are.
The Rock: The Rock knows what the fans want, They want The People's Champ to whoop your candy ass all over the garden!
Crowd cheers and Jericho stands there wanting a fight.
It looks like you want to punch The Rock in the mouth, The Rock likes that. The Rock figures he'd smack the taste outta your mouth right here right now.
The crowd cheers, and Jericho attacks Rock, both men trading right hands til The Rock continues the right hands signaturing his spit in the hand and hits Jericho. Jericho clearly doesn't want anymore of The Rock and begins to start walking up the ramp.
The Rock picks up a mic.
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa! Where in the blue hell do you think your goin'? The Rock ain't done with you yet, get back here so the Rock can lay the smackdown on your monkey ass!
Jericho looks completely embarrased, holding his jaw in pain from the samckdown The Great one put on him. Jericho continues up the ramp and goes to the back, the crowd boos as the Rock still stands in the ring, the fans begin to cheer Rocky.
Well The Rock enjoyed that. Because when all the dust is settled, all the smoke is clear, The Rock will continue to whoop candy asses all across the nation!
If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllalalalalalow what The Rock is cookin'...
The Rock displays the People's eyebrow and his music hits. The crowd cheers Rocky as The Great One proceeds up the ramp.
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