The St. Louis Cardinals begin the 2010 season Thursday when they take the Spring Training field for the first time.
The games won’t stop for another eight months.
Many pundits, prognosticators, and punks will be giving their predictions over the next couple of weeks, pretty much getting paid to type up what we already know. And we’ll read it, because we're suckers and will read anything that comes in a list.
But just like sex with Tensley, it may look good—it just won’t be satisfying.*
That’s why we’re going to make seven BOLD predictions for the Cardinals 2010 season. These are things not on anyone's radar but that can actually happen.
It’s a list for men. Manly men. And hot women. So if you’re not a hot woman or a manly man, end this article now.
Now that those pansy boys have left, let’s get on with the show.
*This may or may not be true. I’d like to find out.