Weekly Wizard Haiku: Week 3

Eric Brown by Analyst Written on July 07, 2008
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As fans, we need to quit bashing our rivals over their Fulmer Cup standings and start bashing our own coaches for their leniency.

 

The sooner they crack down, regardless of the player's importance to the team, the sooner you'll stop having to avoid flying fists and bullets at da club.

 

Summertime's here. Now

Goofy Euro sports make me

Gently grab my face

 

As the NBA playoffs closed themselves out and Tiger limped off to season ending knee surgery, I found myself trying (for what has to be the tenth time) to get into soccer, er, football.

 

After learning what the UEFA Cup is, how its different than the FA Cup or a friendly, and where the hell David Beckham fits into it, I'm left with no other options than to dive to the ground and roll around holding my leg.

 

It hurts me. It hurts to watch, to think about, and to gamble on (not a good idea).

 

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