Come on, Oregon. Sure, your football players continued to get into trouble, but at least we had the hot cheerleaders to fall back on, right?

I mean, come on, look at that picture. Nothing but wholesome, smiling, smoking hot cheerleaders that keep themselves out of trouble.

Wait, what? I guess I spoke too soon.

The "bird flu" that apparently swept through the Oregon football program apparently was very contagious—so contagious, in fact, that it has swept through the Oregon cheerleading squad.

No! This can't be!

According to this university website, 18-year-old Oregon cheerleader Molly Maginnis was cited by police on suspicion of drunken driving and minor in possession of alcohol.

What makes this even funnier is the reason police stopped her in the first place. According to Eugene police department, a bike patrol officer stopped Maginnis after she repeatedly hit the curb trying to parallel park.

Wait, a bike patrol officer pulled her over? How does that work? He doesn't have a siren, so how does he do that? "Okay, pull it over!" *ring ring-ring ring* (insert bike bell here). Not exactly the most intimidating sound.

They later found out that she had failed a "Tiger Woods School of Driving" course.

Note to all those driving or traveling in the Eugene area: If you don't know how to parallel park, either drive with someone who does or park a few miles away and walk.

Over the last few months, news about Oregon's football program has made national news. But the fun for the Ducks didn't just begin a few months ago; it began in the very first game of the 2009 season with the "punch seen 'round the world."

After losing to Boise State, LeGarrette Blount went Muhammad Ali on a Boise State player with a straight right to the jaw. Blount wasn't done though, as he did a "hold me back, hold me back ," routine that even the WWE would be proud of.

Head coach Chip Kelly wasted no time in suspending Blount for the season, then realized that Oregon might just need him towards end of the season and shortened the suspension to eight games.

That was Oregon's last bit of trouble—until the end of the season, that is.

On Jan. 24, kicker Rob Beard was beaten unconscious during an off-campus fight. Police later cited Beard for investigation of misdemeanor assault, saying he was in an altercation that started the fight. Mike Bowlin, another Oregon kicker, was dismissed from the team for the same altercation, but not arrested.

That exact same day, The Oregonian reported that a police report had been filed alleging quarterback Jeremiah Masoli and wide receiver Garrett Embry stole two computers and a guitar from the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity house.

Neither player was arrested or charged with burglary, and the accuser, Max Wolford, has been silent about the allegations since he made them, though his mother did comment, saying that she doesn't know what her son saw. I guess those kegs are looking more and more like guitars these days.

Apparently, after that incident, the Eugene police department had Kelly's number on speed dial.

Defensive end Matt Simms was kicked off the team after he was accused of a misdemeanor assault after he apparently retaliated against someone he thought was involved in beating kicker Rob Beard.

Not to be outdone by Simms, freshman running back LaMichael James, who became a star after the suspension of Blount, was arrested for assault after allegedly choking his girlfriend during an argument.

After all of these arrests, suspensions, and whatever else, I see a remake of The Replacements in our future.

Maybe Oregon should be on the phone with the scrubs that could be playing in case of an NFL strike and see if a few of them can don Oregon uniforms next season.