Due to 11 people getting hurt last 4th of July, my hometown of Vienna isn’t having fireworks and is having a laser light show instead. So, basically, my hometown is extending a middle finger to America, which is righteous. Almost as righteous as laser lights themselves, which sound trippy, man.
Also, smurphette suggested that posting more pictures of my dog would increase female readership. Since she may be our only female reader, I’m heeding that advice. Thanks to new MLB bobblehead creation technology, here’s Otis wishing you a safe and happy holiday, full of all the booze, red meat and frickin’ laser beams you can handle.
(Otie went with the O’s because he looks better in Orange & Black than the Nats’ Red & Blue. In real life, his only sports apparel comes in Burgundy & Gold. Huge Skins fan and all-around sports nut, that Otis.)
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