Hey Loser: An Answer To Pointless Hatred of Wrestling

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Hey Loser: An Answer To Pointless Hatred of Wrestling
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I've never answered another article before with an article of my own, but I thought that the masterpiece entitled "Hey Losers, You Do Know That Wrestling is Fake, Don't You?" Deserved special attention. 

Obviously, everyone has the freedom to write about what they feel in regards to a sport or topic that falls under one of the categories for publishing on this site.  But when someone decides to attack something that I enjoy watching, question its right to exist on this site and attack those that enjoy it with such vitriol, I feel compelled to not simply respond, but to respond in kind.

I just got done reading an article from someone that clearly has too much time on their hands.  Dick Normandy has decided to reveal to the wrestling community a truth so shocking that my eyes nearly exploded through the back of my head upon reading his powerful words.

Wrestling...Is...Fake.

My God.  These words are spinning around in my brain like a top, brushing up against every nerve and synapse of my mind, every bit of fabric that comprises my consciousness.  My world is quaking around me as this truth is shattering what I can only consider to be, up until this point, a life that was built upon a teetering bridge of lies covering nothing more than a sea of emptiness and despair.

Okay, in all seriousness.

Dick, your article is probably the most immature piece of whining trash I've ever seen on this site.  You begin your article by basically hating the place that allows you to spew your bile, so a hearty congratulations for opening on such a high note.  Really, it's an accomplishment.

I could easily say "well if you don't like wrestling, why are you posting here?" I could also say "If you don't like this SITE, then why come here at all?"  But I suppose that, seeing as how you're so far above all of the mouth breathers and "hair metal band rejects" that populate this "dumbed down NASCAR crowd" that your response will be so far beyond enlightening that I won't even be able to comprehend its genius.

Nowhere in your article did you say anything of value.  Your points are an opinion that no one on this part of the site will agree with.  Your simple desire to complain serves no purpose other than to make you look like an insolent child that needs his or her diaper changed.

We get it, you hate wrestling and you hate that it's on this site.  Wouldn't that be more of a complaint worth sending to someone that works for Bleacher Report?  No, that would take too much effort and brain capacity on your part. 

You'd rather just stick it to wrestling fans because that's just the kind of spiteful jerk you are.  Congratulations, more people know this about you than before you decided to drop off your verbal garbage on our collective Internet lawns.

Why don't you slither back under whatever rock you came out from.  If you like football?  Go back to the football part of the site.  Baseball?  You get the idea.  I'm not doubting your ability to be here, I'm just questioning why you'd want to be here considering how much you seem to hate wrestling, its fans and this site in general. 

You're the most pathetic kind of Internet troll that exists.  You think that you're contributing some type of value, but you're really serving no other purpose than to hate something that other people like and instead of providing valid reasons, you simply back up your "claim" with insults. 

Again, good job.  You hate something and now more people are aware of that fact. 

Feel free to move on to a different forum.  Do you hate motorsports?  You better make sure that they can read a nice big baby tantrum from you as well.  Let's not go depriving people of your stunning intellect, after all. 

I can see it now: "I hate wheels, I hate smoke!  It makes me cough and I don't like to cough!"  I'm expecting nothing less than quality literature from you.

As a slight aside, I hate college basketball.  I think it's boring, it's played by less talented players than those in the NBA, and if it wasn't for the tournament, no one would have any real reason to care about watching what is basically minor league basketball. 

But do I question it's right to exist?  No, I don't.  Do I openly, or even privately hate those that enjoy college basketball?  I honestly can't think of a single reason why I would.  Wow, I feel pretty advanced for being so primitive.

I know, wrestling's fake.  To you, that's a big issue.  For me?  I think that what they do, even if it's scripted, is athletic and a joy to behold.  Can you do half of the stuff most wrestlers can do today?  Could you ever, in your entire lifetime, do a good portion of the moves, much less have an entire match? 

A lot of these guys get hurt from wrestling and they have legitimate injuries.  But if you don't believe that, well then you don't know even a tenth of what you're talking about.  Of course, most hatred is based upon ignorance, so I suppose you're just living the stereotype.

In my opinion, I like that they have a forum for wrestling here.  You don't like it?  That's fine.  But why on Earth you felt compelled to let everyone know this fact is still beyond me.  Again, complain to someone that can do something about your problem.  Don't complain to the people that ENJOY what you're bashing. 

Seriously, who's the idiot here?

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