Bia and Branca Feres: The Hottest Brazilian Twin Sychronized Swimmers Ever
Sometimes you find things in life that are so wonderful, it seems like they were put on this earth just for you. The five dollar footlong, Lost, seat warmers in cars, etc. The Feres twins are one of those things.
If you're not familiar, Bia and Branca Feres are twin sisters and synchronized swimmers. They're also drop dead gorgeous. For someone like me, who appreciates the beauty in sports (literally), their existence pretty much feels like it's completely for my benefit sometimes.
Lucky for you, I am here to share these things. And in honor of the twins' 22nd birthday on February 22 (their golden birthday!), here are some of their best pictures on the internet. Please enjoy.
The two sisters have said that, like most twins, they are the best of friends. They spend all their time together and even compete in the same sports. The best part? They aren't afraid to be physically affectionate.
They may love each other, but that doesn't mean they can't get into extremely hot lingerie fights every once in a while. You guys do your thing, I'll be back with the pillows in just a second.
The Money Shot
At some point, the Feres sister figured out, "Hmm, if we get really close to each other, stare seductively, and feature our butts, people will pay us oodles of money."
And who says blonds are stupid?
Yellow and Blue, I Love You
Now that's what I call outfit coordination there. Think they share clothes? Who am I kidding, of course they do. Now if they just shared men, that would be the ideal situation.
I'm just saying, if I'm one of their teammates I would not want to screw up and be on the wrong end of this staredown.
These girls are out to show that they are not to be trifled with. They may be hot and continually in a bikini, but the look in their eye tells me that they mean business.
Care for a Treat?
You knew it wouldn't be long before someone like MTV discovered these two and immediately started exploiting them. That really burns me up: exploiting these two gorgeous women. Anyone that does that should be horribly, horribly ashamed of themselves.
Best Picnic Ever?
Hey, I'll be more than happy to bring the chicken salad if I can get invited to this picnic.
Also, just wanted to go ahead and throw my approval of the bead-shirt out there. I'm all for it.
Best Piggyback Ride Ever
I call next! I call next!
Just horsing around these girls look spectacular. Did I mention they were athletes, too? Well, as much as you want to call synchronized swimmers athletes.
We Hate to See You Go...
...but we love to watch you leave.
Even running away from you they can look hot. It's at least a nice consolation prize for the brave guy that approaches them and gets turned down.
How Low Can You Go?
Like I said, these girls are athletes. They are hot, but also very athletic and, as you can see, very flexible.
Best Splits Ever
Like I said, very flexible. I think I'm in love.
Just Hanging Out
Even when they're not all made up for a photo shoot, the girls are extremely naturally sexy. And the fact that there are two of them just makes you realize even more how hot they are. It's like instant affirmation.
Shirt? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Shirts
Talk about being comfortable in your own skin. I haven't seen anyone go this long without actually wearing clothes since Matthew McConaughey got his new bongo set.
Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
If these two haven't signed a contract as the new Double-Mint twins at this point, they sure fire their agent and give me a call. I'll make them rich.
What's Black and White and Hot All Over?
These girls don't need color to show off their hotness. Even when they (gasp!) put on shirts, I'm still needing to wipe away the drool.
The Feres sisters may be one of the best kept secrets in the mainstream sports world, but it's only a matter of time until they burst on to the US scene with a frenzy. I know I'm excited about it.
Those gold bikinis are fitting, because these sexy synchronized swimmers aren't just content with being hot. They want to go to the Olympics in 2012 and bring home the gold.
Even if it's a pipe dream, you have to give them credit for not just abandoning the sport for a life of modeling. At least not right away. The longer they stay in the pool, the happier I'll be.