New Orleans Saints Rule The NFL! BUT The WWE RULES ALL!!!!!!

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New Orleans Saints Rule The NFL! BUT The WWE RULES ALL!!!!!!
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IT WAS 1996 AND IN LOWELL MASS. I SHAVED MY HEAD BALD. DONNED MY 3:16 T-SHIRT AND SPORTED MY GOATEE AND PAID $50 A SEAT TO GET RINGSIDE SEATS AT THE LOCAL TSONGAS ARENA AND PAID $200 TO BRING TWO OF MY SONS AND MY DAD TO WATCH SOME OF WWF (AT THE TIME) BEST. STONE COLD VS. TRIPLE H (IT WAS AROUND THE TIME OF JEAN PAUL LEVESQES BIRTHDAY TOO....HHH BY THE WAY)WITH CHYNA (JOANIE LAURER). THE UNDERTAKER WAS IN ATTENDANCE AS WELL WITH HIS DYED BLACK HAIR. MARK CALLOWAY IS A TRUE ICON. THE PHENOM. BOOGER RED AS GOOD OLD J.R. SAID. THE ORIGINAL KANE WAS THERE (NO DOUBT SWEATING HIS ASS OFF IN THE ORIGINAL MASK AND HEAVY SUIT). WE ALL 4 HAD FRONT ROW CORNER SEATS AND I MADE CLASSIC EYE TO EYE CONTACT AS STONE COLD STEVE (WILLIAMS) AUSTIN LOOKED OVER AT MY TRIBUTE IN APPEARANCE AND GAVE ME A QUICK STONE COLD-LIKE SMILE(SMIRK). IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT AND WE ALL WALKED OUT SATISFIED THAT IS EXCEPT UNDERTAKER (MARK CALLOWAY) WHEN SOME JACKASS THREW AN APPLE AND BOUNCED IT INTO THE RING AS THE TAKER TOOK BOWS FROM CORNER TO CORNER. THE UNDERTAKER WAVED HIS HAND, SKIPPED THE LAST CORNER AND WALKED OUT OBVIOUSLY DISGUSTED. CAN YA BLAME HIM. THE APPLE THROWER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRAGGED INTO THE RING TO EXPERIENCE THE LAST RIDE!!!!THE BEST PART OF THE NIGHT WAS AFTER STONE COLDFINISHED OF HHH CHYNA GREW (OR ALREADY HAD) SOME BALLS AND SNUCK UP ON AUSTIN ONLY TO GET CAUGHT  WITH A STONE COLD STUNNER. THE CROWD WENT WILD. WWF (THEN) WWE (NOW) LIVE IS A MUST SEE FOR ANY WRESTLING FAN. I REINFORCE THAT FEELING EVEERY CHANCE I GET. ESPECIALLY WHEN I WON TICKETS FROM WBCN FOR THE ROYAL RUMBLE AT THE NEW BOSTON GARDEN. AND YES, ITS JUST AS COOL IN PERSON AS IT LOOKS N T.V. . BETTER!!!! BUY A TICKET AND GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO RINGSIDE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET WHATEVER PRICE YOU PAY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE EVEN HALF THE FAN THAT I AM. I AM THE ULTIMATE FAN . I LIVE FOR THIS SH*T!!!!  WWE RULES. HOGAN (MR BOLEIA) TAKE MY ADVICE AND HANG UO YOUR GOLD AND YELLOW TIGHT . YOUR TIME WAS OVER TEN YEARS AGO. GIVE THAT LAME - ASS GIMMICK A REST FOREVER. IT HAD ITS DAY AND YOU DID FOR SURE ROCJKET START WRESTLING TO THE SUPER SHOW IT IS TODAY I'LL GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT. BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO LAT DOWN AND REST YOUR FRAGILE STEROID RIDEN BONES. ITS TIME NOW FOR C.M. PUNK (PHIL BROOKS) SHELTON BENJAMIN (THE GOLD STANDARD), EVAN BORNE, R-TRUTH,THE BAD LUCK LADEN JEFF HARDY AND SO MANY MORE NEWCOMERS LIKE DREW MCINTYRE AND THE RETURN OF EDGE AND THE PEEPS #1 CHRISTIAN. GET YOUR ASS TO THE RING AND CHECK THIS SH*T OUT.......NOW!!!!

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