Carlos Leon - A walk in Central Park led to romance when Madonna bumped into this New York personal fitness trainer. The couple produced one child, Lourdes, before Madonna left him. He has since had bit parts in shows like Oz and Law & Order but if you or I were to bump into him in Central Park, we'd have no idea who he was.
Andy Bird - She was a musical sensation around the world. He was an unemployed, penniless Englishman. They were the original odd couple but they managed to keep it together for 18 months. Apparently, the lyrics in her song A Beautiful Stranger were inspired by Bird.
Then, it's alleged she aborted their child, he had a meltdown and the couple split. He sold the story to the newspapers but no one knows if he still has the money or if he returned to his stock and trade as a couch surfer.
Guy Ritchie - Madonna's current beau, or her soon-to-be former beau depending on what tabloid you enjoy perusing, is a film director. The guy who brought screen gems Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch to life, he then directed his wife in the vomit-inducing Swept Away, which also adequately sums up his career since his wife took another shot at the box office.
It may be wise for A-Rod to take a long, hard look at the annals of Madonna's dating history and reconsider making a move on the Queen of Pop.
As it stands at this very moment, Rodriguez hit his 17th homer of the season earlier this week, and his 535th homer of his career, moving him past Jimmie Foxx for 14th on the career list.
On the flip side, A-Rod has only hit three dingers in his last 10 games and has said he will not take part in this year's home run derby at the All-Star Game, claiming the event wreaks havoc with his swing.
If he ends up hooking up with Madonna, the home run derby is the least of his problems! We may be witnessing the beginning of the end for another of Madonna's play things.
And unlike Papa, I ain't preaching! The record speaks for itself.
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