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Video: Soccer Analyst Takes a Ride on the FAIL Train

Matt KingFeatured ColumnistFebruary 17, 2010

I haven't seen a sportscaster fail this hard since Dennis Miller's stint on Monday Night Football.

While there are literally no details provided in the video, two things are for sure: they're speaking a different language, and they're talking about soccer (or futball, to our non-American friends).

The funniest part about this is how the guy on the right seems perfectly fine the whole time and then passes out like a college freshman after his first kegger.

The guy on the left doesn't even notice until Fainty is laying at his feet. It's nice that they cut to the guys in the studio looking sufficiently concerned and making hand motions that are supposed to assure us that Old Man River is OK.

If the World Cup is even half this entertaining, I think we're in for a great summer.

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