Coach Cowher Debuts New Look

JoeSportsFanSenior Analyst IFebruary 8, 2010

With the resolve of the Saints organization and the city of New Orleans serving as inspiration, Coach Bill Cowher revealed in a passionate speech on CBS’ Super Bowl post-game show that, because of his dedication to football over the years, he has ignored his true calling since the mid-1980’s.  

After an emotional unveiling of the gold rope chain he has kept in the closet for two decades,  Cowher announced that he is finally going to try to become the third member of the rap group, Eric B. and Rakim. 


When he started chanting ”Who dat say dat Coach Cowher can’t be a rap star?”, the others on the set felt obligated to tell him that Eric B. and Rakim broke up in 1992. 

Needless to say, he was devastated. 

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