College Football: My Bucket List

When are sweaters ever sexy??? When, I ask!!? When they’re being donned by the USC Song Girls, that’s when. Also when Jenny took some pictures in her college sweater in Forrest Gump but I’m pretty sure that was fictional.

Anyhoo, most of these girls are so hot it’s like they’re not even real people, but I assure you, they are real. You just have no real shot with them. Sorry. But that doesn’t mean you can’t go check out a Trojan game with these sideline sirens and their pom poms. Bring binoculars you peeping tom.

Florida State-

Speaking of California girls, the state of Florida also boasts some terrific female talent. I’ll give a shout out to any school that produced Jenn Sterger and created the trend of hot girls dressing like trampy cowgirls with hopes to be discovered by Hollywood or a talent agency or something. Best trend ever. (As pointed out by Lisa Horne http://bleacherreport.com/articles/29209-fads-in-football-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly)

If you do find a friend of the opposite sex in Tallahassee, I hear Dick Howser Stadium’s pitching mound is the hook up place of choice. And all this time I thought it would have been home plate.

Texas

I’m not really a dance team or cheerleader expert, but I’d like to give a high five to the costume designer for the Texas Pom Squad. The funny thing is, other than bare arms and midriff this costume really doesn’t show off a whole lot. So why do I like it so much? It’s one of life’s little mysteries. Maybe it’s the chaps. Maybe I’m revealing too much again? Austin is one of my favorite cities because let’s face it, you haven’t really partied till you’ve partied on Sixth Street.

Arizona St.

I’d love to visit the Palm Walk and take in all the sights of Tempe. The Sun Devils’ reputation when it comes to partying is well known, and that’s just fine by me.

I’ve gotten pictures sent to me through e-mail on more than one occasion featuring smoking hot ASU girls posing for the lens. I don’t live near Arizona or know anyone from Arizona, but somehow they find their way to my Inbox. That should count for something.

Plus, who doesn’t love a girl that throws up “the shocker?"

Georgia

I’m not sure what the male/female ratio is at UGA, but it seems like the guys are outnumbered heavily. How awful for them, eh? It doesn’t hurt that the Southern belles look so fetching in their red and black. The downtown Athens area is one of my favorite away trip destinations.

And on a final note, I’d like to pay my respects to UGA VI, who died last week. It’s always hard to lose a loved and respected mascot, and UGA VI was truly one of the things that make college football so great.

Also, in case you’re wondering, of the 23 things on this list, I’ve only crossed off seven. I’ve got some work to do, but hopefully (fingers crossed) I still have a lot of time to do it.

So that’s my list, what’s on yours?

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