It's A Legacy Thang! (Ep. 2)

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It's A Legacy Thang! (Ep. 2)

Since Miss Annie was unable to publish this episode, I will be publishing it for her on her behalf. Please keep in mind that everything was written by Miss Annie until Act 2.

If you haven’t read Episode 1, yet please do so you’d be up to speed.

So, Cody led the girls to the guest room. Marina was so drunk, she fell asleep even before her head met the pillow.

11:55 PM – Cody was tossing and turning in his bed because he was too excited to sleep.

“Teddy!” Cody said, throwing a pillow over at Ted’s bed. “Hey, Ted! Are you still awake?”

“I AM NOW!” Ted said, annoyed. “What is it this time?”

“I can’t sleep.”

“What do you want me to do, sing you a lullaby?” Ted said sarcastically. He threw the pillow back at Cody.

“Never mind, go back to your beauty sleep!” Cody said. He stood up and went out of the room.

The next morning 7:00 AM – Ted woke up to find Cody’s bed empty, and wondered where he went. He knocked on Randy’s door but it was locked. He thought maybe he took off to go jogging. He tried the guest room next, but Doc Hayley opened the door before he could knock.

“Oh good, you’re awake. Have you seen Marina?” She asked.

“Who’s Marina?”

“My secretary.” Hayley answered. Ted gave her a blank stare. “The drunk girl.”

“Oh, right!” Ted said, “No, I haven’t seen her. I just woke up. Have you seen Cody?” He keeps looking inside the room.

“He’s not in there, Ted.” She rolled her eyes. “We’re not gonna hide him.”

Then Miss Annie came up from behind Hayley. “You think they sneaked out?”

This time, Ted recognized her. “Hey, aren’t you that lady from the Christmas party? What are you doing here?”

“She’s been here the whole night, Ted.” Hayley said.

“Hmm…didn’t recognize you last night when you weren’t drinking.” He teased.

Annie was annoyed, “It’s okay. I didn’t recognize you without Randy around either.” She said.

Ted laughed, but he was obviously embarrassed. “Just wait until my movie, The Marine 2 comes out on December 28!” He said.

“Nice!” Annie said, “Are you sure you’re part of Legacy and not DX? Because you shill that so nicely!”

Hayley felt the need to step in between. Teddy and Annie were exchanging evil looks at each other, and she could almost see lightning bolts shoot from their eyes.

“All right, kids don’t start fighting now.” She said, “We should look for Marina. I’m worried.”

Annie shrugged. “Okay. But, for the record I think its Cody we should be worried about.”

Ted laughed and high-fived Annie. So they searched for Cody and Marina all over the house, looking inside every room, and even in the garage. Finally they checked the roof deck, and that’s where they found them together. Everyone had different reactions.

Annie made this face and then bailed, saying she remembered something. Hayley woke Marina up, and she had no idea what happened. Cody stirred and then jolted up when they saw them. He had this wide-eyed shocked look, and he couldn’t speak.

So, what really happened? Absolutely nothing. Cody was at the roof deck already when Marina came up there, sleep walking. But he wasn’t about to reveal that. This was a good opportunity for him to show Ted up.

Hayley, being the shrink, saw right through it but didn’t say anything. Cody needed the break.

Hayley decided it was time to leave, since Marina’s awake. They phoned for a cab which arrived after an hour.

“Where’s Miss Annie? Our cab’s here!” Marina asked as they stepped out of the house.

“I don’t know. She disappeared after we found you.” Hayley said.

As if on cue, Annie came out of the house, “I’m here, let’s go.”

Back inside the house after the girls left, Ted and Cody found Randy in the living room.

“How did you get here? We didn’t see you come in.” Cody asked, “You didn’t even say bye to our guests.”

“Yeah, I did.” Randy said. Smiling ever so deviously.

After a few minutes, the boys were in the car on the way to their next show. Ted’s driving this time, Randy on shotgun, and Cody at the back.

“Say, Cody, I was told you spent the night at the roof deck with that drunk girl last night.” Randy said. “Do you have something to say about that?”

“Who told you that?” Cody asked.

“I’m the one asking questions here.” Randy said.

“Yeah, Cody.” Ted said, “You didn’t answer me when I asked. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s nothing though, you can barely speak to girls when they aren’t drunk.”

“I asked a girl out last week, she wasn’t drunk.” Cody said, “She said no, but I call that talking.”

“So what happened then?” Randy asked.

Cody felt like he was being interrogated. “Actually, I…” He put his hands in his pocket nervously, when he felt something inside and pulled it out. It was a piece of paper with what looked like a phone number in it. Randy snatched it from him and read it.

“Attaboy.” Randy said. He gave the paper back to Cody then he looked at Ted, “Looks like he’s one upped you, huh, Ted? And you’re supposed to be the Marine.”

Cody grinned at Ted, and he sneered at him. “What do you want me to do? My dad’s minister!”

Few days after...

While Randy was at the meeting at Mr. McMahon’s office, Ted and Cody were hanging around the premises. When suddenly, Sheamus appeared out of nowhere.

“Hey, there Orton’s minions!” Sheamus exclaimed.

“What the hell man, who turned the spotlight on?” Ted said, suddenly out of his nap.

“Bright boy alert!” Cody said, looking up from his comic book.

“Hey, you better respect may.” Sheamus said, “I am thee dubya dubya e champion!”

Ted rolled his eyes. “Oh look! It’s Yoshi!” He said.

Sheamus moved quicker than an electrified cat and jumped behind the couch Ted was sitting at. “Hide me!”

Ted and Cody laughed. “Can’t do that, you glow!” Cody said.

“I can’t believe you still fall for that.” Ted said.

Just then, Jericho and Big Show came in.

“Oh, look, Show! It’s the Legacy.” Jericho said, “How are you boys doing?”

“We’re cool.” Ted said, “We’re waiting for Randy to finish his meeting, then we’re taking off for the show tomorrow.”

“Well, we’re heading off too in a while.” Show said, munching on a cookie. “You boys want to ride with us in my bus?”

“We’ll ask Randy.” Cody said.

“Why ask him? Can’t you two decide on your own?” Jericho said.

Feeling the pressure, the boys decided to ditch Randy and rode with Show and Jericho. At the bus, they offered the boys some hot chocolate.

Meanwhile, Randy was done with the meeting with Cena, HHH and HBK, where DX revealed they’ve discovered Show and Jericho’s dark plans to take back the Unified Tag Titles by all means necessary. Then Randy got to where he left Ted and Cody.

“Where are Ted and Cody? I just left them here an hour ago.” He wondered.

Cena saw some cookie crumbs on the floor, “Uh-oh!”

“What?” Randy asked.

“I think they’ve been kidnapped by Show and Jericho!”

“What?!” Randy said, “We’ve gotta rescue them!”

“Not to worry! SuperCe…I mean, I will help you!”

So since Cena can’t really fly, they took Randy’s Hummer and went after the boys.

Back in the bus, Ted and Cody felt dizzy after drinking the hot cocoa. The next thing they knew, they were bound by their hands and feet, back to back from each other. Show was looking watching them.

“What’s going on?” Cody said, “You’re not gonna eat us are you?”

“Well, that’s an idea but no.” Show said,
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Act 2

"It's your fault we're in this mess!" Ted said

"Me? You know how much I love hot cocoa!!" Cody replied

Meanwhile, in the Randy-mobile....

"I've got everything ready and prepared for a daring escape!" Cena exclamed

"Oh really? And what is that?" Randy said sarcastically.

"Well, I hear that Jeri-Show's fortress is defended by a young canadian lad." Cena said

"Really? Well, do you know his name?" Randy said angrily

"I'm looking it up now.....HERE IT IS!!" Cena cried with joy.

"Wow, that guy is dangerous!" Randy said while basking in his sarcasm

"I have a plan!" Cena said, "I'll distract him with my horribly bad gimmick and then use my Super-Cena powers to give him an Attitude Adjustment of Justice!"

"Yeah, you do that...." Randy replied

What are the boys of Legacy up to now??

Cody: *humming 'Party in the USA'*

"Wow, Cody you are so manly!" Ted giggled.

"Even though Miley Cyrus is a pop culture icon, you gelatinous tapeworms will never see her in concert!" Jericho cackled.

"NO!!!!" Cody cried 

"Yes, because WE *points to self and Jericho* are taking your tickets!" Big Show also cackled

"Wait, wait, wait! I have two questions: 1) You got us Miley Cyrus tickets?" Ted said

"Yeah, I thought it would be fun! I even got us in the front row!" Cody cried

"Um...yeah..." Ted said "2) *motions to Jeri-Show* THIS IS YOUR EVIL PLAN? THIS IS WHY YOU KIDNAPPED US?"

"Yes, isn't perfect? Me and Show wanted those tickets but it was sold out! Now we have them! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" Jericho exclamed

Ted: *bursts out laughing uncontrollibly*

As "Super-Cena" and Randy arrived at the door of Jeri-Show's fortress, they stumbled upon the guard. (See Above Link)

"Oh look who it is...you guys can't even hold a candle to the Ayatollah of RocknRolla!" the mystery guard said

"SUPER-CENA POWERS ACTIVATE!! *pretends to change*" Cena cried

Mystery Guard: *crosses arms and looks amused*

"Hustle, Loyalty, Respect. I will never give up or back down!" Cena said

"Oh God! Stop it! Your stale gimmick is killing me!" the Mystery Guard

"YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME!" Cena said

While "Super-Cena" was distracting the Mystery Guard, Randy slithered his way in...

"What the f@#k?!" Randy cried out

Jeri-Show's fortress was painted in pink, purple, and white. It had potpourri, fashionible curtains, and was plastered with posters upon posters of: Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Lady GaGa, & George Lopez. On the speaker system was The Cheetah Girls singing "One World".

"Ted! Cody! Where the f!#k are you guys?" Randy cried out

"Looks like we have a guest, Show. Care to take care of that atrocious troglidite?" Jericho said

"With all due pleasure." Show said as we walked out

Back at the door...

"I won't give up and *points to Mystery Guard* I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!" Cena said

"Stop it, Stop it, STOP IT! Gosh, I'm outta here!" the Mystery Guard cried as he ran away

*exhales* "Damn, my gimmick is stale..." Cena shrugged

Oh No! Show is attacking Randy! Let's take a look!

"You're not supposed to be here" Show said as he tried to grab Randy

*slithers* "Whoa there. Hold on there pepper!" Randy said

*Runs like a rhino* "Get over here!" Show screamed

*grabs Lady GaGa poster* "Hey, hey now. You won't want anything to happen to this nice poster now, would ya?"

"Randy, put the GaGa poster down please. *starts to cry* Don't hurt her!" Show said

"Let my boys go, and i'll let GaGa go." Randy said.

"Oh ok, we will." Show said slowly "CHRIS! Let Legacy go please!"

*runs in* "What? Why?" Jericho asked

"He's got the GaGa poster!" Show sobbed

"No!" Jericho cried

"Yes!" Randy exclaimed

"Oh ok, we'll let them go." Jericho said *runs out*

(slight pause)

"Randy!" Cody cried

Randy gave back the poster and left with Legacy. As they made their way out, they found a card that looked like the Superman symbol, only with a 'C' instead of an 'S'.

"Hey Ted." Cody whispered

"What?" Ted whispered back

"They got the fake tickets."

"What?"

"We got the real tickets to go see Miley Cyrus! Isn't that great?!"

*sighs*

Thank you once again for reading Episode 2 of "It's a Legacy Thang!". As you all know, Legacy has broken up. To break up any confusion, these episodes were "taped" prior the Royal Rumble. Please stick around next time for the next exciting (and sarcastic) episode of "It's a Legacy Thang!". =)

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