Juventud Guerrera could fill this list out on his own. Just check out how he was fired from WCW. Hunter Thompson would be proud.
But in March 2009, Guerrera was on the receiving end of…you know what? Here’s Juvi to explain what happened.
“I opened the bag to find human feces inside.”
One of the many tales in wrestling history is that of the fabled dump-in-your-gym-bag routine. The first time I heard this rumor, it was between Sunny and Razor Ramon. Sable also mentioned it in her $bajillion lawsuit against the WWF in 1999.
However, this was the first time a major news outlet confirmed said dump in said bag, and its very existence was just the icing on a stinky, layered cake.
Konnan and Juvi have had beef with one another since their days in WCW. With both of them working for Mexico’s AAA again, this beef would become violent.
What caused this tension is still unknown, but what is known is that it was strong enough to cause K-Dawg to drop trou on the Youth Warrior’s personal effects.
When Juvi confronted Konnan about the matter of the turd in his bag, he was jumped by Jack Evans, who held him down while Konnan pummeled Juvi into raw hamburger.
The end result was a battered Guerrera leaving AAA, where Konnan has reigned supreme as head honcho since his return.
And just like this entry started, I’ll leave it to Hunter Thompson to wrap it up.
“Never turn your back on a drug addiction–especially when it’s wielding the book and a loaded colon in your face.”