College Football: What You Won't Hear This Season

Lisa Horne by Senior Writer Written on June 30, 2008
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"I'm never leaving (insert state here), it's my home."  Nick "Can I get that to go?" Saban, Alabama coach.



"We are focusing are being the top defensive team in the nation." Mike Leach, Texas Tech coach.



"Can you make those donuts sugar-free?' Phil Fulmer, Tennessee coach.



"This is Pete Carroll's last year in college football, again." Jim Harbaugh, Stanford coach.



"We do everything by the book here." Rick Neuheisel, UCLA coach.



"Football isn't that important in Nebraska." Bo Pelini, Nebraska coach.



"Of course we don't miss Vince Young." Mack Brown, Texas coach.



"We aren't looking ahead to any particular game." Jim Tressel, Ohio State coach.



"We love the current BCS system." Gary Pinkel, Mizzou coach.



"Where can I buy a pair of flip-flops and a lei for the game?" June Jones, SMU coach.



"What amazes me is how my new office always has small scraps of papers and pens lying around." Bobby Petrino, Arkansas coach.



"Pullman, Washington is a fertile recruiting ground." Paul Wulff, Washington State coach.



"Can we request a Pac-10 officiating crew for the Red River Shootout?" Bob Stoops, Oklahoma coach.



"Oh well, there's always basketball season." Any Syracuse or Kentucky fan.



"%$#$% &^%^%^ $#@$#$" Bronco Mendenhall, BYU coach.



"We're going green." Chris Petersen, Boise State coach.

 

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