I woke up this morning, hoping it was a dream,
There was no way that Matt Stajan had really left my team,
The goals he infrequently scored, and the face-offs he sometimes won
Somehow made being a Leafs fan all that more fun,
When he’d make a pass that would result in a giveaway,
Or when he’d fall down and break up a Leafs play,
It was always, “Go Stajan! Go Stajan!” we’d say,
But no, it was true, you had left my team,
And sadly, sadly, it wasn’t a dream
Now one word of wisdom as you quest for the Cup,
Maybe, for once, when you cross the blue line, keep your F#@&ing head up.
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